Passenger chooses strip-down over pat-down

[Captain Oates 911]

After over a decade of reading about pedophiliac priests, we call that the good ol days.

and back then, they said wall to wall speedophillieacks were better than people being burned at the stake

and back then they said that being burned at the stake was nothing compared to having to wash poor people's feet all day

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Those were the days when priests only used to fool with married women..

Before they switched to boys?

[Captain Oates 911]

Before they switched to boys?

the penalty for which is being placed in a bottomless pit

[slim 1,525]

the penalty for which is being placed in a bottomless pit

is that an ####### joke?

[Captain Oates 911]

is that an ####### joke?

all puns intended at all times

I am punless in this snowy desert and I feel the need

My neighbor has just watched me clear the drive by hand - then he came out with his snow blower

..and he calls himself a christian too

Jesus would have come out with his snow blower and offered

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You should have your own snow blower. How long did it take by hand?

[Captain Oates 911]

You should have your own snow blower. How long did it take by hand?

about 20 mins... but I like to flex my muscles for the blonde across the road and I look taller in my snow boots.

One must suffer for one's art

shame about the big foot fur hat - she will just have to use her imagination to blank that out

....actually the red neck totty round here might like that

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about 20 mins... but I like to flex my muscles for the blonde across the road and I look taller in my snow boots.

One must suffer for one's art

shame about the big foot fur hat - she will just have to use her imagination to blank that out

....actually the red neck totty round here might like that

OK. I'm not sure you need a snow blower if you can do it in 20 minutes by hand. How many inches of snow?

[Captain Oates 911]

OK. I'm not sure you need a snow blower if you can do it in 20 minutes by hand. How many inches of snow?

Not much but enough for wifey to slide into the garage doors at 5.30 pacific..

American women are very powerful after years of dominating men - and don't have the gentle touch on the controls that a Ruski female airport security guard would have

Its only 8 inches pissipitation per annum here - including snow - so it's more like a fine talc

a flatulent elephant could clear it in one go

[slim 1,525]

American women are very powerful after years of dominating men - and don't have the gentle touch on the controls that a Ruski female airport security guard would have

They do a nice job.

Nothing like walking through a metal detector that's not even plugged in only to find a GORGEOUS woman will be conducting a patdown.

[Captain Oates 911]

They do a nice job.

Nothing like walking through a metal detector that's not even plugged in only to find a GORGEOUS woman will be conducting a patdown.

I stick chewing gum in the magic eye for that precise purpose

When it shot the compressed air up my trouser leg to sniff out explosive gases, I giggled and they took me to the back room for punishment and dissection

Humorless gits - how can they assess a persons body language when the officer has had a personality extraction themselves ? What do they know of humans ?

Oh he giggled when we shot a minus 20 degree air blast up his trouser leg - only a terrorist would do that...

haul him out !

[Used to be broken 147]

I know guys who pay good money for a 'pat down'

Now the government gives us it for free

Is that socialism ? Can I choose a female officer if I want (I am a chappie). Yes I have seen em.

Must remember to pop my cialis after I get through security or they will think I have an AK47 in my pants or a 50 calibre heavy...

Well they may be able to locate it, as they do have time for a search party at TSA.

[Captain Oates 911]

Well they may be able to locate it, as they do have time for a search party at TSA.

three in a booth ! It gets better...

Freddie Mercury would have loved it

http://bohemianeden.wordpress.com/2009/09/05/freddie-mercurys-day-what-do-we-celebrate-today/freddie_mercury_102/

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