To Be The Man

[Sharon 1]

Wooooo!

"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take but rather

by the moments that take our breath away"

Flair says to Sharon, are you ready? Sharon asks for what?

Flair says a moment you will never forget.

*and then it happens*

*Flair chops sharon and takes her breath away. The crowd yells Wooooooo! Now there's a moment that sharon won't forget*

Flair 3:16 means you just got chopped and have a shorter life expectancy

Woooooo!

Woooooo!

That's real lame there, Paw Paw, you're slipping.

Only one man can take my breath away and that's my hubby.

[Ric Flair 0]

Wooooo!

"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take but rather

by the moments that take our breath away"

Flair says to Sharon, are you ready? Sharon asks for what?

Flair says a moment you will never forget.

*and then it happens*

*Flair chops sharon and takes her breath away. The crowd yells Wooooooo! Now there's a moment that sharon won't forget*

Flair 3:16 means you just got chopped and have a shorter life expectancy

Woooooo!

Woooooo!

That's real lame there, Paw Paw, you're slipping.

Only one man can take my breath away and that's my hubby.

Woooooo!

Then you've never flown a leer jet and taken a limo to space mountain. Flair can style, profile and always makes the trip well worth while.

Woooooo!

[Fuzzness 2]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

[Sharon 1]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

[Ric Flair 0]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

Woooooo!

Are you coming into Ric Flair's thread and disrespecting him? You are given Flair warning that if you continue to open your mouth you will be chopped.

Ric Flair doesn't need to spell because words conform to his meaning.

I can spell concave and that is what your chest will be if you don't shut up. I know what you were thinking but concave is not the name of the place where you went to jail.

Woooooo!

Edited August 31, 2006 by Ric Flair

[Fuzzness 2]

finally.... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO VJ!!!!

if you SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLALALALALALALA

what the ROCK.... is.... cooking......

[Ric Flair 0]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

Wooooo!

Is this a tag team against Flair? That would be a handicapped match and after seeing the competition Flair agrees.

Wooooo!

[Old St. Nick 0]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

Wooooo!

Is this a tag team against Flair? That would be a handicapped match and after seeing the competition Flair agrees.

Wooooo!

Damn son, you're even getting on my nerves.

Would you like me to tell all these nice folks what kinda things you asked me to put under the tree for you for Xmas every year?

That'd put a real "chop" on ya. B)

[almaty 19]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

Wooooo!

Is this a tag team against Flair? That would be a handicapped match and after seeing the competition Flair agrees.

Wooooo!

Damn son, you're even getting on my nerves.

Would you like me to tell all these nice folks what kinda things you asked me to put under the tree for you for Xmas every year?

That'd put a real "chop" on ya. B)

whoa..a rare visit by the fat jolly gay man

[Ric Flair 0]

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

Wooooo!

Is this a tag team against Flair? That would be a handicapped match and after seeing the competition Flair agrees.

Wooooo!

Damn son, you're even getting on my nerves.

Would you like me to tell all these nice folks what kinda things you asked me to put under the tree for you for Xmas every year?

That'd put a real "chop" on ya. B)

Wooooo!

If you want to get in the ring fat boy, then lace up your boots, wiggle your nose and get in the ring.

Woooooo!

[eric&gen 0]

I thought you wernt gonna talk to me anymore you old crow. You need to come up with some new material your one liners are stale as old bread.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

[eric&gen 0]

Cmon Ricky boy say it i see you...

Wooooo

chop

[Ric Flair 0]

I thought you wernt gonna talk to me anymore you old crow. You need to come up with some new material your one liners are stale as old bread.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

Woooooo!

*slaps erica for coming to Flair's thread with disrespect*

*tears well up in erica's eyes and his? mascara runs because erica just realized he made the worst mistake of his? life.*

*Flair points to the left, and as always erica looks. At that moment Flair kisses his hand, extends his fingers and delivers a chop that makes erica spin around so fast that Superman thought he had to pull Lois out of the car again.*

Woooooo!

[Welshcookie 17]

whoa..a rare visit by the fat jolly gay man

ROTFL......ahhhh....xmas 05....what a laff...

[mawilson 2,133]

So heed the warning or Flair will send your cowgirl azz out to pasture.

Sharon and Erica - why don't you just give up already?

Ric Flair is funnier and wittier than the two of you combined.

Edited August 31, 2006 by mawilson