To Be The Man

[bebop + rocksteady 0]

I keep hearing about these Canadian Smarties, and yet have never tried them.

Better than M&Ms?

Cass (bebop the great)

[Sharon 1]

I keep hearing about these Canadian Smarties, and yet have never tried them.

Better than M&Ms?

Cass (bebop the great)

Absolutely.

Althooooo....Hershey has come out with these Hershey's "Kissables" They are Hershey's Kisses coated in a thin film of candy - I find their flavor to be very close to the Canadian Smarties.

[bebop + rocksteady 0]

Well I'm flying off to Ontario tomorrow afternoon, I'll have to snag some over the weekend.

I'm taking him American Smarties, because he didn't believe me that they weren't called "Rockets"

Cass (bebop the great)

Althooooo....Hershey has come out with these Hershey's "Kissables" They are Hershey's Kisses coated in a thin film of candy - I find their flavor to be very close to the Canadian Smarties.

[Sharon 1]

Well I'm flying off to Ontario tomorrow afternoon, I'll have to snag some over the weekend.

I'm taking him American Smarties, because he didn't believe me that they weren't called "Rockets"

Cass (bebop the great)

Althooooo....Hershey has come out with these Hershey's "Kissables" They are Hershey's Kisses coated in a thin film of candy - I find their flavor to be very close to the Canadian Smarties.

Here, show him this pic too...lol..

[Ric Flair 0]

Wooooo!

*Sharon and erica are standing in the ring calling out the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. The crowd is booing but Sharon just won't shut up.*

*And then it happens - the music starts. Could it be? Yes, it's Ric Flair's music! But where is Ric Flair? Sharon and erica stand on the ropes pointing towards the back. The crowd goes crazy because they see that Flair was under the ring. He gets up, sneaks under the ropes and taps erica on the shoulder. erica turns around and Flair hits him in the face with the world title belt. Woooooo! erica once again goes down.*

*Flair turns his attention to sharon. sharon takes three steps and is out of breath - at that moment Flair delivers an elbow to the stomach and a knee to the forehead. Sharon staggers back and Flair pulls down her trunks. The crowd gasps as they see what has been fueling sharon's irritability. Hemroids. Woooahhhh! Flair backs away and then does what the dirtiest player in the game always does.*

*Flair chops sharon's hemroids and one falls off. Sharon falls out of the ring in pain. Ric picks up the hemroid and shoves it down ericas mouth. erica gets up and thanks Flair because that's the first piece of ### he? has had in weeks.*

Wooooooo!

[Sharon 1]

You are a sick, sick man, ####### Hair.

I simply posted the "You have a small #######" and the "I see you masturbating" funny pics but you took it to mean that I was referring to you....lol. A complex, maybe?

P.S. I don't get out of breath after 3 breaths, ####### Hair. And neither do I have hemorrhoids/ (if you're gonna use the word, be sure you know how to spell it, eh?). Would be real difficult to be a cowgirl if that were the case.

Edited August 30, 2006 by Sharon

[Ric Flair 0]

You are a sick, sick man, ####### Hair.

I simply posted the "You have a small #######" and the "I see you masturbating" funny pics but you took it to mean that I was referring to you....lol. A complex, maybe?

P.S. I don't get out of breath after 3 breaths, ####### Hair. And neither do I have hemmorhoids. Would be real difficult to be a cowgirl if that were the case.

Wooooo!

*hands sharon a kleenex*

You were given Flair warning what would happen and you opened your mouth anyway.

You're damn right Ric Flair is sick. He's the dirtiest player in the game. To be the man you've got to beat the man and I'm the man.

So heed the warning or Flair will send your cowgirl azz out to pasture.

When you mess with Flair get ready to get chopped.

Wooooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

The reason Ricky boy is in a good is coz he found his ####### last night so he stuck peanut butter on it and let his dog lick it off but it only took one quick lick for the dog lol.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

Woooooo!

Flair doesn't even need to talk to you. You've had several shots at the champ and found out you were shooting blanks.

You're as original as a Gucci handbag at the State Fair.

Woooooo!

[bebop + rocksteady 0]

This comment made my day.

Cass (bebop the great)

You're as original as a Gucci handbag at the State Fair.

[eric&gen 0]

The reason Ricky boy is in a good is coz he found his ####### last night so he stuck peanut butter on it and let his dog lick it off but it only took one quick lick for the dog lol.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

Woooooo!

Flair doesn't even need to talk to you. You've had several shots at the champ and found out you were shooting blanks.

You're as original as a Gucci handbag at the State Fair.

Woooooo!

Not what your wife said while you were in bed last night.

Woooooo

Chop

Edited August 31, 2006 by eric&gen

[hafiz 1]

haha

where is elizabeth? Flair fougth the haulk. give your story on the the greatest wrestler there was.

[eric&gen 0]

The reason Ricky boy is in a good is coz he found his ####### last night so he stuck peanut butter on it and let his dog lick it off but it only took one quick lick for the dog lol.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

Woooooo!

Flair doesn't even need to talk to you. You've had several shots at the champ and found out you were shooting blanks.

You're as original as a Gucci handbag at the State Fair.

Woooooo!

Yeah you better not talk to me anymore Ricky boy you coward. I will botch slap that old ugly lice infested white gay azz looking wig off your old bald head.

Woooooo

chop

[Ric Flair 0]

The reason Ricky boy is in a good is coz he found his ####### last night so he stuck peanut butter on it and let his dog lick it off but it only took one quick lick for the dog lol.

Wooooooo

chop chop chop

Woooooo!

Flair doesn't even need to talk to you. You've had several shots at the champ and found out you were shooting blanks.

You're as original as a Gucci handbag at the State Fair.

Woooooo!

Yeah you better not talk to me anymore Ricky boy you coward. I will botch slap that old ugly lice infested white gay azz looking wig off your old bald head.

Woooooo

chop

Woooooo!

*chops erica so hard he? is hooked on phonics again*

Woooooo!

[Sharon 1]

Ohhh....oops. Wrong end, sorry...

Edited August 31, 2006 by Sharon

[Ric Flair 0]

Ohhh....oops. Wrong end, sorry...

Wooooo!

"Life is not measured by how many breaths we take but rather

by the moments that take our breath away"

Flair says to Sharon, are you ready? Sharon asks for what?

Flair says a moment you will never forget.

*and then it happens*

*Flair chops sharon and takes her breath away. The crowd yells Wooooooo! Now there's a moment that sharon won't forget*

Flair 3:16 means you just got chopped and have a shorter life expectancy

Woooooo!

Woooooo!