To Be The Man

[almaty 19]

Ric Flair has squirrel nuts.

Eric,

I see your obsession with Ric Flair's genitalia continues.

hmmmmmmmmm

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Ric Flair has squirrel nuts.

Eric,

I see your obsession with Ric Flair's genitalia continues.

hmmmmmmmmm

ooohhh I see the making of the undercard!

Daniel

:energetic:

[Ric Flair 0]

Ric Flair has squirrel nuts.

Eric,

I see your obsession with Ric Flair's genitalia continues.

hmmmmmmmmm

ooohhh I see the making of the undercard!

Daniel

:energetic:

Wooooo!

gupt vs. erica in a lumberjack match

Wooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

It's a cold night in New York. Madison Square Garden is electric. Tonight the fans get to see gupt take on erica in a lumberjack match.

The lights go out and in true Jumanji style, gupt rides the back of an elephant down to ringside. The crowd isn't sure what to expect. gupt has been quoting articles from the paper for weeks, not claiming to be smarter than everyone, just quicker. He receives many cheers because they really hate erica.

He is accompanied by his manager, wearing a hooded sari and really bad cologne. gupts physique is meager but sufficient for this matchup and he takes the mic:

He says something but nobody could really understand it. After he finishes there a few seconds of awkward silence and then the crowd cheers.

erica's music fills the stadium. The crowd is tired of hearing hollaback girl and they start booing. erica walks like he had been raped by a walrus. As he approaches the ring, he takes a moment to look around and a lone tear runs down his cheek. He is thankful that he doesn't have to face Ric Flair.

erica sets foot in the ring and sees gupt. He finds his slight figure appealing. He can't wait for gupt to work up a sweat so he can see how his chest glistens under the lights. Then he gets a wiff of the manager's cologne and turns his sexual kitten desire into a rampaging bengal tiger. The hunt is on and erica is after man flesh.

The bell rings and they lock up. erica whips gupt into the ropes and hits him with a prancing clothesline. The crowd boos but erica thinks it is fabulous!

gupt regroups, puts erica in a headlock and keeps poking him in the middle of the forehead. The ref makes gupt break the hold and checks erica. It appears erica now has an improvised bindi on his head. Enraged and slightly turned on, erica raises his fist and gallops towards gupt with a flaming rage. gupt lowers his head and elevates erica into a sidewalk slam. The slight contact between gupt's shoulder and erica's testicles puts a smile on his face and he forgets the pain. erica bounces right back up, kicks gupt in the midsection and puts him in position for a piledriver. erica pauses and thinks about how great it would be to drive his pile and in that hesitation, gupt gives him a back body drop.

erica is laying on the mat, half dazed and half fantasizing. Oh how he yearned for Indian food tonight. He dreamt about how gupt could eat him with his hands. gupt, confused and scared is afraid to pin erica. Just then a figure emerges from the locker room. Could it be? Yes, it is charles. Charles heads down to the ring to cheer on erica. "Come on baby, don't give up. I'll be the wind beneath your wings. Fly, fly, fly!"

erica gets to his feet with the thought of Bette Midler in his head. Sensing he urgency, gupt's manager takes off the sari and reveals himself. Yes - it's Ganesh himself! Ganesh gets into the ring and gives erica a reverse bear hug and a full nelson at the same time! Nobody was prepared for 4 arms. He releases erica and then reveals the ultimate weapon. He takes out his cologne and pours it onto a towel and puts it over erica's mouth. erica quickly submits to the harsh odor of Indian cologne and goes to sleep.

The ref calls for the bell. Winner by Disqualification - erica

Edited September 5, 2006 by Ric Flair

[eric&gen 0]

The ref calls for the bell. Winner by Disqualification - erica

Focked up lol i want a clean match.

[hafiz 1]

Mil fires off a right hand and whips Ric into the corner. Ric does a flip over the turnbuckle, runs on the outside of the ring and goes to the top rope. Unfortunately, this move never works. Mil grabs Ric and throws him to the mat. erica, daniel and charles are cheering in the corner and mocking Flair.

lol, ric is the best, no doubt

that move i cant stand it, him turning over the buckle. haha. always a bad move.

where is the royal rumble

[iceyspots 0]

Woooooo!

[hafiz 1]

erica sets foot in the ring and sees gupt. He finds his slight figure appealing. He can't wait for gupt to work up a sweat so he can see how his chest glistens under the lights. Then he gets a wiff of the manager's cologne and turns his sexual kitten desire into a rampaging bengal tiger. The hunt is on and erica is after man flesh.

pure genious, lol

Edited September 8, 2006 by hafiz

[eric&gen 0]

erica sets foot in the ring and sees gupt. He finds his slight figure appealing. He can't wait for gupt to work up a sweat so he can see how his chest glistens under the lights. Then he gets a wiff of the manager's cologne and turns his sexual kitten desire into a rampaging bengal tiger. The hunt is on and erica is after man flesh.

pure genious, lol

STFU AZZHOLE

[hafiz 1]

ok eric, dont get all hyped up

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Flair, to be the man, you gotta quit running around like this...

[hafiz 1]

oh i am sure he is typing his essay right now

he should apply for a job at wwe, he coud right all the story lines

ok man that picture is messed up haha

[eric&gen 0]

Flair, to be the man, you gotta quit running around like this...

Now thats more like him lol too funny...

[Welshcookie 17]

He looks like the one guy who did not receive his 'This event is no longer Fancy Dress' notification

[eric&gen 0]

22 time champ bed wetter of the world.

Wooooo

CHOP

Edited September 10, 2006 by eric&gen