To Be The Man

[Ric Flair 0]

ric's fan club

Wooooo!

*chops charles so hard he becomes Air Supply's biggest fan*

Wooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Wooooo!

*chops charles so hard he becomes Air Supply's biggest fan*

Wooooo!

here's some more help for you

[eric&gen 0]

You people are to funny lol.

[Marilyn. 340]

[Ric Flair 0]

Wooooo!

*chops charles so hard he becomes Air Supply's biggest fan*

Wooooo!

here's some more help for you

Woooooo!

Ric Flair says:

Charles you have baffled scientists and mathmeticians for years because your mass is so round it can't be squared.

Wooooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Woooooo!

Ric Flair says:

Charles you have baffled scientists and mathmeticians for years because your mass is so round it can't be squared.

Wooooooo!

Edited September 5, 2006 by charlesandnessa

[Ric Flair 0]

Woooooo!

Ric Flair says:

Charles you have baffled scientists and mathmeticians for years because your mass is so round it can't be squared.

Wooooooo!

Woooooo!

The only coma around here is in your feet for lack of movement.

You've been given Flair warning. Any further disrespect towards Ric Flair in Ric Flair's thread will result in a chop.

Woooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Woooooo!

The only coma around here is in your feet for lack of movement.

You've been given Flair warning. Any further disrespect towards Ric Flair in Ric Flair's thread will result in a chop.

Woooooo!

[eric&gen 0]

The lights go dim in the arena and the fans go wild. It's the main event at VJ Wrestlemania I. Ric Flair has been harrassed by erica, ana&daniel and charlesandnessa for weeks. They've hit him with cheap shots when he wasn't looking and interfered in his matches. The anticipation for this match is at an all time high and the fans are ready for retribution.

The music starts and the three amigos make their way down to the ring. erica is hiding behind daniel and charles, holding their hands. He sees the ring ahead and a tear drop rolls down his cheek. He wants to call his mom so bad. They get closer and closer and erica starts crying. "Please don't take me to the ring". His tears start to flow faster and faster. He stops and drops to his knees, praying to the heavens. "Please Ric don't hurt me. I don't think you're gay. I'm the one who is gay. I'm super gay and I've been hiding it for years. I call other people gay to make myself feel better and divert attention from the truth because I'm ashamed. Waaaaaaa! Please Ric, don't hurt me!". Tired of erica's crying, charles and daniel take him by the arms and drag his candy azz to the ring. Along the way they both blow kisses to their wives. But the wives hang their heads low because they cannot bear to watch grown men? lose their dignity. Charles, having been used to getting nessa's approval for everything in his life, begins to wet himself. He knows what is about to happen when the bell rings.

Daniel has a different look on his face, a smirk. He has a special surprise waiting for the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Daniel gets in the ring and takes the mic as the crowd boos:

"Ric Flair, Ric Flair. You see amigo, I have a special gift for you. Yes, this match just got more interesting. While you were off on your lear jets, riding limos and taking thousands of willing ladies to space mountain; I was talking to Mr. McMahon. We both agreed that there is no way that you could be beaten - especially with this pathetic excuse for a man? erica on my team. So, I got on the phone and called up an old friend of mine. Maybe you would recognize one of his thousand moves. Welcome back to the ring, Mil Mascaras!"

The crowd gasps as Mil Mascaras makes his way to the ring. The smell of Ben Gay and Gold Bond consumes the arena. This is now a 4 on 1 match!

The crowd worries and wonders how Ric Flair will respond. Mil Mascaras is a legend. He knows a thousand holds but he is really old so how many of them can he remember?

To be continued......

The foursome stands in the ring waiting for Flair. And then, the music starts. The crowd erupts and the applause is deafening. Ric Flair comes out and slowly spins around with arms outreached to let everyone behold his glory and sexiness. After letting the fans soak it in, he starts to make his way to the ring. Ladies are exposing their breasts and throwing room keys at Flair. He turns to the right and gives one of the hot ones a glance for two seconds and she erupts into flairgasm. Ric Flair puts the "O" in Wooooo! This lucky girl just got the key to city from the mayor of O Town, Ric Flair.

Meanwhile in the ring, erica has been watching Flair. The manhood is overwhelming and he finds himself getting erect. Too bad it's the only hard thing on his body. He's obviously never worked out a day in his life. To cover up his erection, erica grabs a dixie cup from a fan.

Ric Flair enters the ring and has two ladies take his robe off. The robe glides off of his perfectly sculpted body and everyone sees why he is still the man and 22 time champion of the what? world.

Flair grabs the mic and takes a second to look out into the crowd:

Woooooo! The fans explode. We are live in VJ tonight! Wooooooo! (erica fades to the back. He? is aroused and scared at the same time. He is paralyzed by his Flair awetism). Flair hold up 4 fingers, the sign of the 4 horseman. Then he looks at the four VJ Village Idiots in the ring and says:

Wooooo! These 4 fingers are usually reserved for the Horsemen. But tonight, they're a count of how many azzes the Nature Boy is going to kick. You've messed with Ric Flair and now tonight you've got to walk that aisle. You're going to find out again that to be the man, you've got to beat the man haha. And then he points at erica and says "and when I say beat the man, I don't mean beat the man off. Tonight isn't about your dreams, it's about your worst nightmare".

Charles looks down because he knows it's true, it's true. He has made the biggest mistake of his life. As he looks down he sees his stomach. It's a land mass that would make China jealous. He wonders if an autopsy was performed if they would find some Indians in that mound. His feet, long forgotten, try to send a message up to his brain but they can't get through the fat. They want to run like hell. His body has been ravaged by time, but his feet are in pristine condition because they are rarely used. They are Flair's top concern with Charles.

Daniel still has an arrogant look in his eyes as he hides behind Mil Mascaras. Mil will start the match off tonight. Daniel hopes that he can do the job so he doesn't have to face Flair. He can't go back to Mexico as a failure. He would be labled a luchadumbazzo.

Face to face with Mil Mascara, Ric Flair is ready to start the match.

The bell rings.

To be continued.....

You should give Ricky boy and his mama credit for dreaming up this story all memorial weekend long.

Ric Flair enters the ring and has two ladies take his robe off as the crowd breaks out the microscope and cameras coz they are so shocked and traumatized to see how small his 2 inch ####### really is lol he he he...

[Ric Flair 0]

Woooooo!

The only coma around here is in your feet for lack of movement.

You've been given Flair warning. Any further disrespect towards Ric Flair in Ric Flair's thread will result in a chop.

Woooooo!

Wooooo!

Ric Flair thinks it's time for a match, charley brown.

Wooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Wooooo!

Ric Flair thinks it's time for a match, charley brown.

Wooooo!

sure thing, pigpen

Edited September 5, 2006 by charlesandnessa

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Wooooo!

Ric Flair thinks it's time for a match, charley brown.

Wooooo!

sure thing, pigpen

ouch!

oh, and Ric, it is "huevos" not "juevos". Either way, you sure are fixated on getting your hands on every guys' cajones. Hmmmmm

Daniel

:energetic:

[almaty 19]

wow, that was funny as hell..ric , you are one witty #######

[eric&gen 0]

Ric Flair has squirrel nuts.

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Ric Flair has squirrel nuts.

Eric,

I see your obsession with Ric Flair's genitalia continues.