To Be The Man

[eric&gen 0]

I know were he is???!!!!

[iceyspots 0]

he hasnt came out of the closet in a while LOL

[Henia 11]

he hasnt came out of the closet in a while LOL

hmmm maybe got all shy now

[Ric Flair 0]

The lights go dim in the arena and the fans go wild. It's the main event at VJ Wrestlemania I. Ric Flair has been harrassed by erica, ana&daniel and charlesandnessa for weeks. They've hit him with cheap shots when he wasn't looking and interfered in his matches. The anticipation for this match is at an all time high and the fans are ready for retribution.

The music starts and the three amigos make their way down to the ring. erica is hiding behind daniel and charles, holding their hands. He sees the ring ahead and a tear drop rolls down his cheek. He wants to call his mom so bad. They get closer and closer and erica starts crying. "Please don't take me to the ring". His tears start to flow faster and faster. He stops and drops to his knees, praying to the heavens. "Please Ric don't hurt me. I don't think you're gay. I'm the one who is gay. I'm super gay and I've been hiding it for years. I call other people gay to make myself feel better and divert attention from the truth because I'm ashamed. Waaaaaaa! Please Ric, don't hurt me!". Tired of erica's crying, charles and daniel take him by the arms and drag his candy azz to the ring. Along the way they both blow kisses to their wives. But the wives hang their heads low because they cannot bear to watch grown men? lose their dignity. Charles, having been used to getting nessa's approval for everything in his life, begins to wet himself. He knows what is about to happen when the bell rings.

Daniel has a different look on his face, a smirk. He has a special surprise waiting for the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Daniel gets in the ring and takes the mic as the crowd boos:

"Ric Flair, Ric Flair. You see amigo, I have a special gift for you. Yes, this match just got more interesting. While you were off on your lear jets, riding limos and taking thousands of willing ladies to space mountain; I was talking to Mr. McMahon. We both agreed that there is no way that you could be beaten - especially with this pathetic excuse for a man? erica on my team. So, I got on the phone and called up an old friend of mine. Maybe you would recognize one of his thousand moves. Welcome back to the ring, Mil Mascaras!"

The crowd gasps as Mil Mascaras makes his way to the ring. The smell of Ben Gay and Gold Bond consumes the arena. This is now a 4 on 1 match!

The crowd worries and wonders how Ric Flair will respond. Mil Mascaras is a legend. He knows a thousand holds but he is really old so how many of them can he remember?

To be continued......

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

i see that bail bondsman finally answered your frantic calls

[almaty 19]

my $$$ is on daniel-san fighter..sorry ric

[Ric Flair 0]

The lights go dim in the arena and the fans go wild. It's the main event at VJ Wrestlemania I. Ric Flair has been harrassed by erica, ana&daniel and charlesandnessa for weeks. They've hit him with cheap shots when he wasn't looking and interfered in his matches. The anticipation for this match is at an all time high and the fans are ready for retribution.

The music starts and the three amigos make their way down to the ring. erica is hiding behind daniel and charles, holding their hands. He sees the ring ahead and a tear drop rolls down his cheek. He wants to call his mom so bad. They get closer and closer and erica starts crying. "Please don't take me to the ring". His tears start to flow faster and faster. He stops and drops to his knees, praying to the heavens. "Please Ric don't hurt me. I don't think you're gay. I'm the one who is gay. I'm super gay and I've been hiding it for years. I call other people gay to make myself feel better and divert attention from the truth because I'm ashamed. Waaaaaaa! Please Ric, don't hurt me!". Tired of erica's crying, charles and daniel take him by the arms and drag his candy azz to the ring. Along the way they both blow kisses to their wives. But the wives hang their heads low because they cannot bear to watch grown men? lose their dignity. Charles, having been used to getting nessa's approval for everything in his life, begins to wet himself. He knows what is about to happen when the bell rings.

Daniel has a different look on his face, a smirk. He has a special surprise waiting for the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Daniel gets in the ring and takes the mic as the crowd boos:

"Ric Flair, Ric Flair. You see amigo, I have a special gift for you. Yes, this match just got more interesting. While you were off on your lear jets, riding limos and taking thousands of willing ladies to space mountain; I was talking to Mr. McMahon. We both agreed that there is no way that you could be beaten - especially with this pathetic excuse for a man? erica on my team. So, I got on the phone and called up an old friend of mine. Maybe you would recognize one of his thousand moves. Welcome back to the ring, Mil Mascaras!"

The crowd gasps as Mil Mascaras makes his way to the ring. The smell of Ben Gay and Gold Bond consumes the arena. This is now a 4 on 1 match!

The crowd worries and wonders how Ric Flair will respond. Mil Mascaras is a legend. He knows a thousand holds but he is really old so how many of them can he remember?

To be continued......

The foursome stands in the ring waiting for Flair. And then, the music starts. The crowd erupts and the applause is deafening. Ric Flair comes out and slowly spins around with arms outreached to let everyone behold his glory and sexiness. After letting the fans soak it in, he starts to make his way to the ring. Ladies are exposing their breasts and throwing room keys at Flair. He turns to the right and gives one of the hot ones a glance for two seconds and she erupts into flairgasm. Ric Flair puts the "O" in Wooooo! This lucky girl just got the key to city from the mayor of O Town, Ric Flair.

Meanwhile in the ring, erica has been watching Flair. The manhood is overwhelming and he finds himself getting erect. Too bad it's the only hard thing on his body. He's obviously never worked out a day in his life. To cover up his erection, erica grabs a dixie cup from a fan.

Ric Flair enters the ring and has two ladies take his robe off. The robe glides off of his perfectly sculpted body and everyone sees why he is still the man and 22 time champion of the what? world.

Flair grabs the mic and takes a second to look out into the crowd:

Woooooo! The fans explode. We are live in VJ tonight! Wooooooo! (erica fades to the back. He? is aroused and scared at the same time. He is paralyzed by his Flair awetism). Flair hold up 4 fingers, the sign of the 4 horseman. Then he looks at the four VJ Village Idiots in the ring and says:

Wooooo! These 4 fingers are usually reserved for the Horsemen. But tonight, they're a count of how many azzes the Nature Boy is going to kick. You've messed with Ric Flair and now tonight you've got to walk that aisle. You're going to find out again that to be the man, you've got to beat the man haha. And then he points at erica and says "and when I say beat the man, I don't mean beat the man off. Tonight isn't about your dreams, it's about your worst nightmare".

Charles looks down because he knows it's true, it's true. He has made the biggest mistake of his life. As he looks down he sees his stomach. It's a land mass that would make China jealous. He wonders if an autopsy was performed if they would find some Indians in that mound. His feet, long forgotten, try to send a message up to his brain but they can't get through the fat. They want to run like hell. His body has been ravaged by time, but his feet are in pristine condition because they are rarely used. They are Flair's top concern with Charles.

Daniel still has an arrogant look in his eyes as he hides behind Mil Mascaras. Mil will start the match off tonight. Daniel hopes that he can do the job so he doesn't have to face Flair. He can't go back to Mexico as a failure. He would be labled a luchadumbazzo.

Face to face with Mil Mascara, Ric Flair is ready to start the match.

The bell rings.

To be continued.....

Edited September 5, 2006 by Ric Flair

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

bbbwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!

that was frickin hilarious ric! i have to hand it to you there.

Daniel

:energetic:

p.s. if only you could wrestle as good as you make up these stories!

Edited September 5, 2006 by AnaAndDaniel

[Ric Flair 0]

The lights go dim in the arena and the fans go wild. It's the main event at VJ Wrestlemania I. Ric Flair has been harrassed by erica, ana&daniel and charlesandnessa for weeks. They've hit him with cheap shots when he wasn't looking and interfered in his matches. The anticipation for this match is at an all time high and the fans are ready for retribution.

The music starts and the three amigos make their way down to the ring. erica is hiding behind daniel and charles, holding their hands. He sees the ring ahead and a tear drop rolls down his cheek. He wants to call his mom so bad. They get closer and closer and erica starts crying. "Please don't take me to the ring". His tears start to flow faster and faster. He stops and drops to his knees, praying to the heavens. "Please Ric don't hurt me. I don't think you're gay. I'm the one who is gay. I'm super gay and I've been hiding it for years. I call other people gay to make myself feel better and divert attention from the truth because I'm ashamed. Waaaaaaa! Please Ric, don't hurt me!". Tired of erica's crying, charles and daniel take him by the arms and drag his candy azz to the ring. Along the way they both blow kisses to their wives. But the wives hang their heads low because they cannot bear to watch grown men? lose their dignity. Charles, having been used to getting nessa's approval for everything in his life, begins to wet himself. He knows what is about to happen when the bell rings.

Daniel has a different look on his face, a smirk. He has a special surprise waiting for the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Daniel gets in the ring and takes the mic as the crowd boos:

"Ric Flair, Ric Flair. You see amigo, I have a special gift for you. Yes, this match just got more interesting. While you were off on your lear jets, riding limos and taking thousands of willing ladies to space mountain; I was talking to Mr. McMahon. We both agreed that there is no way that you could be beaten - especially with this pathetic excuse for a man? erica on my team. So, I got on the phone and called up an old friend of mine. Maybe you would recognize one of his thousand moves. Welcome back to the ring, Mil Mascaras!"

The crowd gasps as Mil Mascaras makes his way to the ring. The smell of Ben Gay and Gold Bond consumes the arena. This is now a 4 on 1 match!

The crowd worries and wonders how Ric Flair will respond. Mil Mascaras is a legend. He knows a thousand holds but he is really old so how many of them can he remember?

To be continued......

The foursome stands in the ring waiting for Flair. And then, the music starts. The crowd erupts and the applause is deafening. Ric Flair comes out and slowly spins around with arms outreached to let everyone behold his glory and sexiness. After letting the fans soak it in, he starts to make his way to the ring. Ladies are exposing their breasts and throwing room keys at Flair. He turns to the right and gives one of the hot ones a glance for two seconds and she erupts into flairgasm. Ric Flair puts the "O" in Wooooo! This lucky girl just got the key to city from the mayor of O Town, Ric Flair.

Meanwhile in the ring, erica has been watching Flair. The manhood is overwhelming and he finds himself getting erect. Too bad it's the only hard thing on his body. He's obviously never worked out a day in his life. To cover up his erection, erica grabs a dixie cup from a fan.

Ric Flair enters the ring and has two ladies take his robe off. The robe glides off of his perfectly sculpted body and everyone sees why he is still the man and 22 time champion of the what? world.

Flair grabs the mic and takes a second to look out into the crowd:

Woooooo! The fans explode. We are live in VJ tonight! Wooooooo! (erica fades to the back. He? is aroused and scared at the same time. He is paralyzed by his Flair awetism). Flair hold up 4 fingers, the sign of the 4 horseman. Then he looks at the four VJ Village Idiots in the ring and says:

Wooooo! These 4 fingers are usually reserved for the Horsemen. But tonight, they're a count of how many azzes the Nature Boy is going to kick. You've messed with Ric Flair and now tonight you've got to walk that aisle. You're going to find out again that to be the man, you've got to beat the man haha. And then he points at erica and says "and when I say beat the man, I don't mean beat the man off. Tonight isn't about your dreams, it's about your worst nightmare".

Charles looks down because he knows it's true, it's true. He has made the biggest mistake of his life. As he looks down he sees his stomach. It's a land mass that would make China jealous. He wonders if an autopsy was performed if they would find some Indians in that mound. His feet, long forgotten, try to send a message up to his brain but they can't get through the fat. They want to run like hell. His body has been ravaged by time, but his feet are in pristine condition because they are rarely used. They are Flair's top concern with Charles.

Daniel still has an arrogant look in his eyes as he hides behind Mil Mascaras. Mil will start the match off tonight. Daniel hopes that he can do the job so he doesn't have to face Flair. He can't go back to Mexico as a failure. He would be labled a luchadumbazzo.

Face to face with Mil Mascara, Ric Flair is ready to start the match.

The bell rings.

To be continued.....

Wooooo!

Ric Flair bounces off of the ropes, runs around and offers a handshake to Mil. Mil goes to shake Ric's hand, but Ric pulls it back to fix his hair. Ric turns his back to give a big Wooooo! to the crowd and Mil takes advantage. He puts our hero Ric in an arm bar and takes him to the mat converting to a leg scissors. Mil's mastery of holds in impressive. He puts Ric into a reverse headlock and pulls Ric up to his feet. Mil fires off a right hand and whips Ric into the corner. Ric does a flip over the turnbuckle, runs on the outside of the ring and goes to the top rope. Unfortunately, this move never works. Mil grabs Ric and throws him to the mat. erica, daniel and charles are cheering in the corner and mocking Flair.

Flair is down on the mat and scoots into the corner. He begs off Mil and then punches him in the juevos. Ric Flair just scrambled your eggs Mil. The referee checks on Mil and in the meantime Flair goes into his tights and pulls out some mascara and hides in in his fist. Mil attempts a drop kick and Flair pulls the ref in front of him. The ref goes down! Mil checks on the ref and Flair pokes him in the eyes. Mil can't see so Flair delivers a chop and Mil goes down. Now on the mat, Mil is left exposed and Flair delivers a deadly knee drop. Ric goes in for the pin but the ref is down. Charles rushes into the ring and pulls Flair off. Realizing the ref is down, Charles tries to double team Flair and hit him with his finishing hold - the one liner. Ric counters the move and punches Charles in the balls.

Flair goes back to Mil and unscrews the mascara. Daniel yells from the corner "Hey, what is that". Ric Flair says: "Wooooo! Maybe it's Maybeline" and puts in on Mil.

Ric Flair is the dirtiest player in the game. He knew that with a little mascara on Mascaras that erica would divert his attention to him. A little bit of woman on a man really turns erica on. Consumed by azz lust, erica enters the ring and tries to dry hump Mil. Mil is outraged and leaves the ring. He starts running and erica chases after him begging for a taste of the jalepeno.

With charles still down, Daniel enters the ring. He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and braces himself as Ric Flair chops him so hard that Elton John wrote another song about him. The lyric went as follows:

Daniel my brother,

Do you still feel the pain

Of a chop that won't heal

Your chest has died

You shouldn't mess with Flair

Now Daniel he made you a staaaarrrrr

The crowd yells "Woooooooo!"

Daniel passes out from getting his chest seared like a Texas steak. The breath exited his body so fast that North Carolina took shelter again.

The referee wakes up and it is just charles and Ric Flair in the ring.

Charles somehow gets to his feet and throws Ric into the corner. Charles runs to the corner to deliver an elbow but he is so fat it takes 20 seconds. Flair puts a boot in his face, pokes his eyes and kicks his knee. Charles body collapses and he lays on the mat. His feet see Flair and start twitching. They know what is going to happen.

Flair yells out a Wooooo!, takes charles leg, twists around and straps on the figure four. Charles immediately taps out. His hand hadn't moved that fast since he masturbated to Ric Flair's '89 match against the Great Muta.

The ends the match and calls for the bell.

In the tunnel erica is seen running back to the ring. He sodomized Mil in the back and looks ready to take on Ric Flair next. He is crazed from sexual desire and tries to lock up with Flair. Woooooo! Ric Flair reverses the hold and tells him:

The only shot in your mouth tonight is coming from my fist. Ric kisses his hand, cocks it back and knocks erica out. erica hadn't been hit that hard since he experimented with charles back in college.

Ric Flair goes out of the ring and takes the mic.

"You might mess with Flair but surely it won't last because when Flair enters the ring you better run because he OWNZ your azz."

Wooooooo!

Still the champ.

Flair 3:16 means you just got chopped.

CTW FTW

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

yawn. tell ya what, let's go for a 20 mile forced march with rucksack. or how about a 5 mile run? then we'll see who the lard butt is

[Ric Flair 0]

yawn. tell ya what, let's go for a 20 mile forced march with rucksack. or how about a 5 mile run? then we'll see who the lard butt is

Wooooo!

The only thing you're running out of is time. If you keep it up you're getting another match with Flair.

Ric Flair doesn't need to run 20 miles. 20 miles run to Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

yawn. tell ya what, let's go for a 20 mile forced march with rucksack. or how about a 5 mile run? then we'll see who the lard butt is

Wooooo!

The only thing you're running out of is time. If you keep it up you're getting another match with Flair.

Ric Flair doesn't need to run 20 miles. 20 miles run to Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

don't worry the course will be flat, don't want you to break your walker

[Ric Flair 0]

yawn. tell ya what, let's go for a 20 mile forced march with rucksack. or how about a 5 mile run? then we'll see who the lard butt is

Wooooo!

The only thing you're running out of is time. If you keep it up you're getting another match with Flair.

Ric Flair doesn't need to run 20 miles. 20 miles run to Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

don't worry the course will be flat, don't want you to break your walker

Woooooo!

You're right. Flair does need a walker. He's been walking all over your azz and kicking it for so long that he's tired. It takes a lot of energy to destroy someone like he destroyed you. Be fair to Flair. He wrestled in the match everyone at VJ was waiting for and he did it at 58 years old. Ric Flair is still the man.

[Welshcookie 17]

you guys crack me up....

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

ric's fan club

Edited September 5, 2006 by charlesandnessa