To Be The Man

[eric&gen 0]

quit that candy ######

this is the man's ring, step up or step out lol

woooooooooooooooooooo

YYYeeeeaaaahhhhhh no candy azzes allowed

Wooooooo

chop that candy out of her hand and gives it to the kids next door.....

[Marilyn. 340]

hehehehehe...Ric Flair......

he is witty..

I think that should be.... "He is witty??"

Definition of witty.....

1. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous. Ric Flair

2. Characterized by or having the nature of wit; funny or jocular: a witty saying. Ric Flair

3. Quick to discern and express amusing insights or relationships. Ric Flair

4. Entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance. Ric Flair

Edited September 1, 2006 by MarilynP

[mawilson 2,133]

Im not bitching about anything just playing with this poor dude that has too much time on his hands no life outside the pc no ladies no space mountain. He has to pretent to be someone he wish we was lol and has a small ####### geeezzzs.

You really are obsessed with his #######, Erica.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Whoever he is, I hope he's writing comedy for SNL or some other show - the man has an amazing wit. Hats off to you, Ric. Could you be....Robert Schmigel? B)

[*Robert* 2]

hehehehehe...Ric Flair......

he is witty..

I think that should be.... "He is witty??"

Definition of witty.....

1. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous. Ric Flair

2. Characterized by or having the nature of wit; funny or jocular: a witty saying. Ric Flair

3. Quick to discern and express amusing insights or relationships. Ric Flair

4. Entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance. Ric Flair

For some reason that song popped into my head!!!

He is witty and pretty and gay!!! :lol:

[Ric Flair 0]

Im not bitching about anything just playing with this poor dude that has too much time on his hands no life outside the pc no ladies no space mountain. He has to pretent to be someone he wish we was lol and has a small ####### geeezzzs.

You really are obsessed with his #######, Erica.

Wooooo!

*Flair goes to the aid of geico but sees everything is in order. erica was giggling to himself making comments about Flair's ####### again, geico bust out the guitar and sang a song. It went something like this:

Yeah you got beat

Yeah you got beat soooo baaaad.

Ric Flair chopped of sharon's hemroid

And it was the best piece of azz erica ever had

I brought my guitar

And sang a song for you

What comes after one?

*confused, erica says two and before he can finish geico smashes a guitar over erica's head and says:

two bad you didn't get insured geico for ya monay*

Woooooo!

hehehehehe...Ric Flair......

he is witty..

I think that should be.... "He is witty??"

Definition of witty.....

1. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous. Ric Flair

2. Characterized by or having the nature of wit; funny or jocular: a witty saying. Ric Flair

3. Quick to discern and express amusing insights or relationships. Ric Flair

4. Entertainingly and strikingly clever or original in concept, design, or performance. Ric Flair

Woooooo!

AOS? In Flair country you better file for SOS after talking trash in Flair's thread.

You've been given Flair warning. Do not disrespect Ric Flair or you will be chopped.

Open your mouth again and see what happens.

Woooooo!

while flair is a womenizer

i have great respect for ric, but i dont see him holding no title.

Woooooo!

Sit back, relax, think of the greatest thing you've ever done or seen in your life. Now open your eyes and replace it all with this.

Woooooo!

For some reason that song popped into my head!!!

He is witty and pretty and gay!!! :lol:

Woooooo!

Ric Flair's hand will be the next thing to pop into your head if you keep it up.

Remember, Ric Flair can and will make your monkey azz famous.

Woooooo!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Are you Robert Smigel or some other comedic writer? If not...what a waste of talent.

[eric&gen 0]

Im not bitching about anything just playing with this poor dude that has too much time on his hands no life outside the pc no ladies no space mountain. He has to pretent to be someone he wish we was lol and has a small ####### geeezzzs.

You really are obsessed with his #######, Erica.

Come out of the closet lizard boy we all know your gay that why your aways defending Ricky gay boy.

for the record

its ERIC not ERICA learn to spell peoples names right jackass...

[Ric Flair 0]

Im not bitching about anything just playing with this poor dude that has too much time on his hands no life outside the pc no ladies no space mountain. He has to pretent to be someone he wish we was lol and has a small ####### geeezzzs.

You really are obsessed with his #######, Erica.

Come out of the closet lizard boy we all know your gay that why your aways defending Ricky gay boy.

for the record

its ERIC not ERICA learn to spell peoples names right jackass...

Woooooo!

*tags in for mawilson*

It doesn't matter what your name is. You came to VJ bright eyed and full of hope for the future and then you came to Ric Flair's thread and got sent home with a concave chest and your azz in your what? hands.

You will never be champ and you will never see the look of eternal satisfaction from a woman's face after you gave her the ride of her life.

It's like comparing ice cream to horse manure.

Woooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

Are you Robert Smigel or some other comedic writer? If not...what a waste of talent.

Wooooo!

Ric Flair is here to do what he's done for 30 years. Make the fans happy every night of their life.

Go to youtube and look for Flair's famous shoot moment against Eric Bischoff. I'm in the ring with a tuxedo and telling it like it is. That's wrestling history and real.

Wooooo!

[eric&gen 0]

This is too funny lol...

[Sharon 1]

Ohhhh yeahhhhh you looked so Flair and debonair in your mugshot a few months back too, ####### hair....lol

[Fuzzness 2]

Ohhhh yeahhhhh you looked so Flair and debonair in your mugshot a few months back too, ####### hair....lol

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Ric Flair 0]

Ohhhh yeahhhhh you looked so Flair and debonair in your mugshot a few months back too, ####### hair....lol

Woooooo!

This is what happens when you mess with Ric Flair cow pie

NOVEMBER 29--Wrestler Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair surrendered this morning to North Carolina cops on misdemeanor charges that he throttled a fellow motorist during a road rage incident last week on Interstate 485. The 56-year-old Flair (real name: Richard Fliehr) was booked this morning at the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office, where the below mug shot was snapped. Flair, who allegedly grabbed a Charlotte man by the throat and kicked (and dented) the guy's Toyota during the November 23 confrontation, posted $1000 bond and was released. According to an arrest warrant, after roughing up Robert Steele, Flair told him that he "had his tag number and should knock the ###### out of him." Flair is facing simple assault and battery and injury to personal property charges. (1 page)

-Smoking Gun

Woooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Ohhhh yeahhhhh you looked so Flair and debonair in your mugshot a few months back too, ####### hair....lol

chop!