Woman: TSA agent patted my genitals

[slim 1,530]

Who cares about cargo? So we lose a couple of Ikea sofas and a heap of Chinese plastic #######.

Apparently, terrorists. They tried to blow up a UPS cargo plane.

Also, if we're going to sedate passengers and stack them like cargo...

[mawilson 2,133]

Apparently, terrorists. They tried to blow up a UPS cargo plane.

So let them. It's UPS' problem.

[^_^ 5,021]

slim's right. in fact, our commercial interests are much more vital than our people. the long term damage from losing the ability to reliably and efficiently conduct commerce would far outweigh the damage from losing a few people.

[mawilson 2,133]

slim's right. in fact, our commercial interests are much more vital than our people. the long term damage from losing the ability to reliably and efficiently conduct commerce would far outweigh the damage from losing a few people.

How does losing a couple of UPS cargo planes translate to losing the ability to conduct commerce?

Planes crash every now and then without terrorist involvement and we're still conducting commerce. Imagine that.

[Boiler 45,913]

They stated they will not be screening all cargo.

[slim 1,530]

the long term damage from losing the ability to reliably and efficiently conduct commerce would far outweigh the damage from losing a few people.

So sayeth Chairman Mao.

How does losing a couple of UPS cargo planes translate to losing the ability to conduct commerce?

Planes crash every now and then without terrorist involvement and we're still conducting commerce. Imagine that.

"I aint dyin so you can get your 'as seen on TV' bullsh!t."

[Amby 490]

You've gotta talk to your doctor about the dangers of mushroom stamping his patients while they're under. He could get sued and lose his practice.

I found out the anesthesiologist dropped the scope on my face when he went to intubate me.

[Amby 490]

Cargo flies on passenger planes too

[slim 1,530]

I found out the anesthesiologist dropped the scope on my face when he went to intubate me.

That's what I tell all the ladies I sleep-rape too.

Cargo flies on passenger planes too

Two bags fly free on Southwest.

[Ban Hammer 13,474]

I found out the anesthesiologist dropped the scope on my face when he went to intubate me.

at least, that's the story they told you.