SAme Gender Pat-downs.... whats that all about?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It does make sense. You think there aren't any weirdos out there?

I can think of a few right here on VJ.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Wrong again.

You are going to be here in 6 weeks. We'll find out then what changed or didn't change.

Do you have a friend who's a cop? Bring him along and have them arrested for sexual assault right there on the spot.

I don't. Most people don't. TSA can sue you for not going through with either the scanning or the groping. If you make an attempt to enter the secure area, you HAVE to go through the sexual procedure even if you decide to not fly on that occasion. TSA can sue you for $10,000.

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Who doesn't have a cop friend? You'd have to live in some kind of bubble not to have a cop friend. If you don't have one, get one - the universe of donut jokes that opens up alone make it worth it.

[Jenn! 918]

I don't. Most people don't. TSA can sue you for not going through with either the scanning or the groping. If you make an attempt to enter the secure area, you HAVE to go through the sexual procedure even if you decide to not fly on that occasion. TSA can sue you for $10,000.

Don't get me wrong, I think all of this is unnecessary. But what makes it a "sexual procedure"?

Oh, and the first choice is a fully body scan, which seems preferable, obviously.

Edited November 16, 2010 by Jenn!

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Don't get me wrong, I think all of this is unnecessary. But what makes it a "sexual procedure"?

Didn't you hear, TSA is administering prostate exam to male travelers over 40. It's part of Obamacare. Major cost savings. They check you for bombs and prostate cancer, all at once. It's a win win, except for that poor TSA agent.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Don't get me wrong, I think all of this is unnecessary. But what makes it a "sexual procedure"?

I don't know how else to classify squeezing someone's ####### and testicles or pinching someone's #######. Perhaps, the power-hungry TSA workers are low in libido, but if I was to squeeze someone's southland, I'd get a #######. That makes is sexual to me. When these procedures are done to minors, it ought to be called pedophilia. When to an adult, sexual assault. Let's not call it anything else and give it legitimacy.

[Jenn! 918]

I don't know how else to classify squeezing someone's ####### and testicles or pinching someone's #######. Perhaps, the power-hungry TSA workers are low in libido, but if I was to squeeze someone's southland, I'd get a #######. That makes is sexual to me. When these procedures are done to minors, it ought to be called pedophilia. When to an adult, sexual assault. Let's not call it anything else and give it legitimacy.

Interesting. What do you do when you go to the doctor? Have you never had any kind of checks in your "sensitive areas"? Of course, a TSA agent isn't quite a doctor, but if the intent is not sexual, then it's not sexual, IMO.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Didn't you hear, TSA is administering prostate exam to male travelers over 40. It's part of Obamacare. Major cost savings. They check you for bombs and prostate cancer, all at once. It's a win win, except for that poor TSA agent.

Bleeding Socialists!

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... if the intent is not sexual, then it's not sexual, IMO.

Bingo. That's like saying male OBGYNs have instrumental intercourse with peoples wives.

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[spookyturtle 9,466]

Do you really think if I found out my doctor was gay, I would be alarmed?

Yes.

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Yes.

Would Danno let a male homosexual doctor give him a prostate exam?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Would Danno let a male homosexual doctor give him a prostate exam?

It might awake his latent homosexual tendencies.

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[Jenn! 918]

haha, I was just thinking of that episode!

Maybe this is a guy thing. My husband feels uncomfortable about me getting a massage from a male therapist whereas I think nothing of it. I conclude that If he were to get a massage from a female therapist, I should be "worried", though I wouldn't be. These are people doing their jobs, not acting out scenes from pornos.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

A true classic.