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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,345

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I asked for a beer, not a Cerveza, Maria. Would it hurt you to put on some decent clothes for a change, you look like a guru in drag. I must have been out of mind to marry you, the second I sobered up and figured out who I was married to, I started drinking non-stop. Now hurry up and get me a beer, my vision is almost normal and I don't want to stare at your ugly face.

and this is why drugs are bad for you....you're clearly having hallucinations.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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and this is why drugs are bad for you....you're clearly having hallucinations.

Like all the times I came home early and caught you in bed with the mailman, the paperboy, the meter reader, Hell, just about everyone but me. I took you back because I thought that I loved you. Now I realize that you kept slipping me roofies so I couldn't leave. I'm sobering up and I realize one thing, I don't care if you want to score with the entire high school football team, do whatever you want. I'm not planting my seed in a filthy litter box, so be a Sweetie Pie and GET ME MY DAMN BEER!!!!!

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Ah the stubbie, how do I miss thee? :cry:

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Would you and Spooks keep it down, th second period of the Toros/Crusaders game is about to start.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Like all the times I came home early and caught you in bed with the mailman, the paperboy, the meter reader, Hell, just about everyone but me. I took you back because I thought that I loved you. Now I realize that you kept slipping me roofies so I couldn't leave. I'm sobering up and I realize one thing, I don't care if you want to score with the entire high school football team, do whatever you want. I'm not planting my seed in a filthy litter box, so be a Sweetie Pie and GET ME MY DAMN BEER!!!!!

maybe you're confusing me with someone else, as we were never in a same sex marriage. :blink:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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maybe you're confusing me with someone else, as we were never in a same sex marriage. :blink:

No, we were in a no sex marriage.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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No, we were in a no sex marriage.

we were not ever in a marriage. :bonk:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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scandal Grand Master

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5 is married to a lot of people on here without them even knowing :lol:

Is 5 Married to Mr. J? Can you marry yourself?

Is no one gonna point out that there is no flow chart?

No. We call that the 400lb gorilla in the room that we are all much too polite to mention. Or is the 400 lb elephant in the room? I can never remember. A 400 lb elephant doesn't seem like a very big elephant, come to think of it.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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we were not ever in a marriage. :bonk:

True, it was only a common-law relationship.

5 is married to a lot of people on here without them even knowing :lol:

Nobody wants to acknowledge that they were crazy enough to marry me. Did I tell you about the time I married Carmen Electra. :rofl:

Can you marry yourself?

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IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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