adjective, or verb?

[TBoneTX 44,997]

A much older (and far more literate) print version of that rather lame-&-tame YouTube video is this:

F*** YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word ** -- which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, or hate. Linguistically, ** falls into several grammatical categories. It can be used as a transitive verb in active voice (John fvcked Mary), as an intransitive verb (John fvcked up), or in passive voice (Mary was fvcked by John). It can serve as a noun (Mary really doesn't give a **), as an intensifier in its form as a present participle (Mary seems fvcking interested in John), or as a predicate nominative (Mary is a terrific **). Undoubtedly, there are very few other words with the unique versatility of **.

In addition to its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS: How the ** are you?

FRAUD: I got fvcked by the car dealer!

DISMAY: Oh, ** it!

TROUBLE: Well, I guess I'm fvcked now...

AGGRESSION: ** you!

DISGUST: Aw, ** me.

CONFUSION: What the **?

DIFFICULTY: I don't understand this fvcking business.

DESPAIR: I'm fvcked again!

INCOMPETENCE: He fucks up everything.

DISPLEASURE: What the ** is going on here?

BEING LOST: Where the ** are we?

DISBELIEF: Un-fvcking-believable!

RETALIATION: Up your fvcking a$$!

* It can be used in anatomic descriptions: "He's a fvcking a$$hole!"

* It can be used in telling time: "It's five-fvcking-thirty!"

* It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fvcking job?"

* It can be used in genealogy: "He's a ####!"

* It can be used in political references: "** Barack 0bama!"

Use of the word ** has been noted throughout world history. General Custer's last words were, "Where did all them fvcking Indians come from?" The mayor of Hiroshima fulminated, "What the ** was that?" And, last but not least, let us recall the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who asked, "Where is all this fvcking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "**"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

[scandal 951]

* It can be used in genealogy:

[TBoneTX 44,997]

I told you that it was better than the video, see man!

[Captain Oates 910]

It is incitement to infidelity and is a crime in North Carolina.

It is a mortal sin in Oklahoma and the devil is waiting for them as does

It's impractical anyway as onion rigs are so size variable and everybody would know the deal when you ask for a doggy bag

ps

Sprouts are not one of the vegetables referred to as they invariably spoil the mood

[thongd4me 69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnnWoyh6Mg&feature=related

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Edited November 18, 2010 by thongd4me

[thongd4me 69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHW_SdxOarM

[Nagishkaw 510]

A much older (and far more literate) print version of that rather lame-&-tame YouTube video is this:

F*** YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word ** -- which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, or hate. Linguistically, ** falls into several grammatical categories. It can be used as a transitive verb in active voice (John fvcked Mary), as an intransitive verb (John fvcked up), or in passive voice (Mary was fvcked by John). It can serve as a noun (Mary really doesn't give a **), as an intensifier in its form as a present participle (Mary seems fvcking interested in John), or as a predicate nominative (Mary is a terrific **). Undoubtedly, there are very few other words with the unique versatility of **.

In addition to its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS: How the ** are you?

FRAUD: I got fvcked by the car dealer!

DISMAY: Oh, ** it!

TROUBLE: Well, I guess I'm fvcked now...

AGGRESSION: ** you!

DISGUST: Aw, ** me.

CONFUSION: What the **?

DIFFICULTY: I don't understand this fvcking business.

DESPAIR: I'm fvcked again!

INCOMPETENCE: He fucks up everything.

DISPLEASURE: What the ** is going on here?

BEING LOST: Where the ** are we?

DISBELIEF: Un-fvcking-believable!

RETALIATION: Up your fvcking a$$!

* It can be used in anatomic descriptions: "He's a fvcking a$$hole!"

* It can be used in telling time: "It's five-fvcking-thirty!"

* It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fvcking job?"

* It can be used in genealogy: "He's a ####!"

* It can be used in political references: "** Barack 0bama!"

Use of the word ** has been noted throughout world history. General Custer's last words were, "Where did all them fvcking Indians come from?" The mayor of Hiroshima fulminated, "What the ** was that?" And, last but not least, let us recall the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who asked, "Where is all this fvcking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "**"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

A much older (and far more literate) print version of that rather lame-&-tame YouTube video is this:

F*** YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word ** -- which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, or hate. Linguistically, ** falls into several grammatical categories. It can be used as a transitive verb in active voice (John fvcked Mary), as an intransitive verb (John fvcked up), or in passive voice (Mary was fvcked by John). It can serve as a noun (Mary really doesn't give a **), as an intensifier in its form as a present participle (Mary seems fvcking interested in John), or as a predicate nominative (Mary is a terrific **). Undoubtedly, there are very few other words with the unique versatility of **.

In addition to its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS: How the ** are you?

FRAUD: I got fvcked by the car dealer!

DISMAY: Oh, ** it!

TROUBLE: Well, I guess I'm fvcked now...

AGGRESSION: ** you!

DISGUST: Aw, ** me.

CONFUSION: What the **?

DIFFICULTY: I don't understand this fvcking business.

DESPAIR: I'm fvcked again!

INCOMPETENCE: He fucks up everything.

DISPLEASURE: What the ** is going on here?

BEING LOST: Where the ** are we?

DISBELIEF: Un-fvcking-believable!

RETALIATION: Up your fvcking a$!

* It can be used in anatomic descriptions: "He's a fvcking a$hole!"

* It can be used in telling time: "It's five-fvcking-thirty!"

* It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fvcking job?"

* It can be used in genealogy: "He's a ####!"

* It can be used in political references: "** Barack 0bama!"

Use of the word ** has been noted throughout world history. General Custer's last words were, "Where did all them fvcking Indians come from?" The mayor of Hiroshima fulminated, "What the ** was that?" And, last but not least, let us recall the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who asked, "Where is all this fvcking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "**"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.

WOW, I haven't Fvckin' seen this joke since high school, CEE MAN (since presumably that's what you'll be hitting).

BTW, you forgot the gerundial case, I like fvcking.

Edited November 18, 2010 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[SMR 368]

I disagree. It's a noun modifier, as in "cucumber is a fuсk vegetable."

A noun modifier? Isn't that what most people call an adjective?

[TBoneTX 44,997]

WOW, I haven't Fvckin' seen this joke since high school, CEE MAN (since presumably that's what you'll be hitting).

It depends on when hyskool wert, eh man.

BTW, you forgot the gerundial case, I like fvcking.

A high cee, C man? That depends on (with) whom, eh bee si man... and shouldn't the word be gerundial form, or merely gerundive, huh man? Would it be Rubensian form if someone liked gerundiving into someone's rotundial form, si(ze) man? Edited November 18, 2010 by TBoneTX

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

It depends on when hyskool wert, eh man.A high cee, C man? That depends on (with) whom, eh bee si man... and shouldn't the word be gerundial form, or merely gerundive, huh man? Would it be Rubensian form if someone liked gerundiving into someone's rotundial form, si(ze) man?

All three are technically correct. I likez the ladies but Chubby chasing isn't Rubensian form, it's just poor form.

[TBoneTX 44,997]

All three are technically correct. I likez the ladies but Chubby chasing isn't Rubensian form, it's just poor form.

Ah, what's all this grammatical highbrowwing, huh man? Which brings to mind this story, si man:

Salesman at Door: Young man, is your mother home?

Little Johnny: She ain't here.

Salesman: She "ain't" here? Young man, where's your grammar?

Little Johnny: She went to the store with my mother, si man.

Edited November 19, 2010 by TBoneTX

[JlovesA 109]

Salesman at Door: Young man, is your mother home?

Little Johnny: She ain't here.

Salesman: She "ain't" here? Young man, where's your grammar?

Little Johnny: She went to the store with my mother, si man.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Ah, what's all this grammatical highbrau-ing, huh man? Which brings to mind this story, si man:

Salesman at Door: Young man, is your mother home?

Little Johnny: She ain't here.

Salesman: She "ain't" here? Young man, where's your grammar?

Little Johnny: She went to the store with my mother, si man.

How about some Lowenbrau-ing, Si Man.

[TBoneTX 44,997]

How about some Lowenbrau-ing, Si Man.

Not merely at lowenbrauing level, here; we're scraping the bottom of the beer barrel, si man.

A traveling salesman visits Boston for the first time. He finishes at the airport and hails a taxi. A driver screeches up and asks, "Where to, Pal?" The salesman thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, this is my first time in Boston. Can you take me to a good place to get scrod?" The driver responds, "Pal, I've heard that request in a few different languages, in many dialects, and in all kinds of ways, but this is the first time that I've heard it stated in the pluperfect subjunctive, si man."