How Do You Imagine the Final Years of Your Life to Be Like?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

OMG this is what happens when DEMS lose. Oh well, better than Global Warming.

I expect to hire illegal immigrants from Australia to do all my dirty work for me at less than minimum wage, with no benefits and eventually be elected President on the Libertarian ticket. Alla will be secretary of state.

Actually, Alla will beign teaching English to speakers of foreign languages in exotic locations (maybe even Australia) and I will relax on the beach, make love all night, and eat tasty fatty food until I die.

edit...Oh, and shoot guns.

Edited November 5, 2010 by Gary and Alla

[spookyturtle 9,466]

OMG this is what happens when DEMS lose. Oh well, better than Global Warming.

I expect to hire illegal immigrants from Australia to do all my dirty work for me at less than minimum wage, with no benefits and eventually be elected President on the Libertarian ticket. Alla will be secretary of state.

Actually, Alla will beign teaching English to speakers of foreign languages in exotic locations (maybe even Australia) and I will relax on the beach, make love all night, and eat tasty fatty food until I die.

edit...Oh, and shoot guns.

But you won't be able to own guns in Australia, even toy ones.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

But you won't be able to own guns in Australia, even toy ones.

Thanks I forgot. I guess they will have to learn English from someone else's Ukrainian wife.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Thanks I forgot. I guess they will have to learn English from someone else's Ukrainian wife.

But they're already superior to everyone else on earth.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

But they're already superior to everyone else on earth.

How can they be superior if they don't speak English?

[Ban Hammer 13,662]

But they're already superior to everyone else on earth.

nonsense. i've never seen nor heard of an australian walking 100 meters in 4" stiletto heels on a cobblestone road.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

nonsense. i've never seen nor heard of an australian walking 100 meters in 4" stiletto heels on a cobblestone road.

100 meters! (<--- substitute for "spit" icon which we don't have) American women can do THAT! I am not impressed unless it is 4 km at least, while carrying shopping bags, an oversize purse AND they can refresh their eye makeup using shop windows for mirrors at the same time!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

nonsense. i've never seen nor heard of an australian walking 100 meters in 4" stiletto heels on a cobblestone road.

I did see a piece on NG TV about Australian women. They can carry their babies in a stomach pouch and can jump like 3 meters at a time from a standing start and kick the ####### out of you (which is why they don't need guns to defend themselves and crime is so low) They really overdo the makeup though and it doesn't help, still kinda ugly. Aussies SWEAR they are almost as good in bed as sheep, though!

they do not appear to be very good at maintaining modern airplanes though even though they paint an Aussie woman on the tail.

[웃 910]

I teatarded u retarded

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Is the OP feeling a bit down?

[luckytxn 2,265]

1. How many years do you hope to have left before you die?

I think 5-10 years but my wife says I will live to my late 80's

2. Many vital organs begin to not function properly as we advance in age. For example, your kidneys will begin to fail if your blood pressure runs high. How much further would you want to live on kidney dialysis?

Won't be the kidneys that go

3. Overall, do you consider yourself in good health? Do you see yourself maintaining optimal health throughout your life?

Yes. Have the check up every year and for some reason everything keeps coming up great. Even my doctor is surprised.

4. How do you plan on paying for maintaining optimal health as you advance in age? Prescription drugs, therapy, assisted living?

I married a very young hot babe to care for me

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I may commit suicide at some point. I don't want to live all that much longer. Maybe 20 years?

[tmma 467]

5. Will your spouse be able to support the both of you if you could no longer work because of health reasons?

6. If you find yourself alone and unable to work because of health reasons, would you be willing to accept public assistance?

7. Do you have insurance that would pay you should your poor health prevent you from working? If not, would you consider buying such a policy?

1 -4 Going to live as long as possible, as healthy as possible and work on my bucket list Dunno about the kidney thing , though.

5. Yes

6. If I qualified for it, yes.

7. Yes...and IMO everyone should have an up to date will, an advance directive, life insurance and LTD insurance.

Edited November 5, 2010 by tmma