Free Kittens

[Obama 2012 1,714]

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her

home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her

hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car

stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?"

he asked

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR

chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president

should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the

girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of

FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans

from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his

limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out

there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said "They're Republicans"

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you

told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

[The_Dude 1,142]

Reported for misleading title. You can't just cut and paste from some chain email you got from someone that isn't even funny and call it humor.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Yeah, wait until Kathryn41 finds out you aren't really giving away kittens!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

(funnier due to Paul's typical misspelling)

[Danno 1,228]

Reported for misleading title. You can't just cut and paste from some chain email you got from someone that isn't even funny and call it humor.

TYPICAL LIB... no sense of humor but an overly developed sense of Outrage.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I think they are giving away free kittens at the polling places today. Sounds like it. Great to see Americans get out and vote!

[luckytxn 2,264]

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her

home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her

hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car

stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?"

he asked

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR

chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president

should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the

girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of

FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans

from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his

limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out

there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said "They're Republicans"

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you

told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

Knew the joke beforehand but still laughed and enjoyed. Today is that kind of day.