Room Full of Hearts

[Amby 490]

nah I'm not 30 for awhile

eta: I rarely sleep. I'm in med school so I spend most of my time in class or studying.

Edited February 3, 2011 by Amby

[Amby 490]

I'm studied out. We have our first major test on Friday morning. I cant seem to memorize any of this ######

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I'm studied out. We have our first major test on Friday morning. I cant seem to memorize any of this ######

You'll do just fine, I know it. :thumbs: :thumbs:Now give'em Hell, Amby! :thumbs: :thumbs:

Edited February 3, 2011 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Kitty sick, me not happy. :crying:

[Nagishkaw 510]

let us know how he's doing when you get home from the vets.

[Amby 490]

You'll do just fine, I know it. :thumbs: :thumbs:Now give'em Hell, Amby! :thumbs: :thumbs:

I think I have stuff down and then I study with people and don't remember anything. I'm having a week full of brain farts.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[john & jean 37]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your

husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription

[Kathryn41 3,205]

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[Nagishkaw 510]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your

husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription

oh dear.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

let us know how he's doing when you get home from the vets.

I will indeed tell you how THE BEAST is doing?

I think I have stuff down and then I study with people and don't remember anything. I'm having a week full of brain farts.

Good thing that you don't study with me, I'd talk so much that you'd never remember anything.

I see the inhaler is on the left.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,

looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your

husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription

I just wonder how the wife got the picture and didn't the lovebirds notice Charles hiding in the closet.

[cassi9879 20]

Have you seen the commercials for tax prep firms?

With the IRS not telling banks when someone owes back taxes or child support they backed out of the contract for us to do instant to 2 day loans. So we've lost a large number of clients because of this.

We need to find a way to get 1500 more clients to our office. Do you have suggestions? (No, we're not going to put on a costume and walk the streets!)

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Have you seen the commercials for tax prep firms?

With the IRS not telling banks when someone owes back taxes or child support they backed out of the contract for us to do instant to 2 day loans. So we've lost a large number of clients because of this.

We need to find a way to get 1500 more clients to our office. Do you have suggestions? (No, we're not going to put on a costume and walk the streets!)

I do, unfortunately kidnapping is against the law.

[Amby 490]

another thing is I'm so tired all the time I can't even focus on what I'm reading. today my lab partner and I were sitting in the library trying to study and we couldn't even do simple calculations. after about 45 minutes we looked at each other and laughed and decided we've studied so much we've made ourselves stupid.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

another thing is I'm so tired all the time I can't even focus on what I'm reading. today my lab partner and I were sitting in the library trying to study and we couldn't even do simple calculations. after about 45 minutes we looked at each other and laughed and decided we've studied so much we've made ourselves stupid.

And thus Amby learned the first fundamental paradox of higher education.