Room Full of Hearts

[Amby 490]

An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden; but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be... happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received this letter from his son:

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie

At 6 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Go ahead ...and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

[Nagishkaw 510]

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[Amby 490]

I must start this off by saying I am extremely tired. I even just told Suz I'm so tired I feel sick and I'm seriously considering going outside in the cold NAKED just to wake myself up. Now...onto my comment...I seriously thought this was a huge ####### for like 10 seconds

[Nagishkaw 510]

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I must start this off by saying I am extremely tired. I even just told Suz I'm so tired I feel sick and I'm seriously considering going outside in the cold NAKED just to wake myself up. Now...onto my comment...I seriously thought this was a huge ####### for like 10 seconds

If you went out in the cold NAKED something of mine would wake up.

BTW, a flaming ####### is not a problem, vulvodynia can be treated. I know these things because I care about the #######.

[Amby 490]

I have this really bizarre OTT friend who reminds me of kanye west cos he's so OTT. He called the doorman a "goomba" earlier. Not sure of the exact details right now.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

[Nagishkaw 510]

Good morning, guise ! :star:

Cassi, I'm somehow thinking about your frozen hands and those darn labels.

[cassi9879 20]

Good morning, guise ! :star:

Cassi, I'm somehow thinking about your frozen hands and those darn labels.

HAHA

[Nagishkaw 510]

It is not extremely cold here today. Maybe it is the same where you are and your hands are spared.

[cassi9879 20]

I left that job at lunch to come to the tax office and work. Steady stream of people. Periodically get cold here, especially my hands. Dunno why they get so cold.

Edited January 27, 2011 by cassi9879

[Nagishkaw 510]

I have the same problem....with my entire body.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I left that job at lunch to come to the tax office and work. Steady stream of people. Periodically get cold here, especially my hands. Dunno why they get so cold.

Cold hands, warm heart. I have hands like a corpse.