Jump to content
Nagishkaw

Room Full of Hearts

By Nagishkaw in Off Topic

 Share

3,937 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 3.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Nagishkaw
Nagishkaw

He's home.

JlovesA
JlovesA

I hated group work in school for the same reason. You just can't rely on people to do things properly.

Posted Images

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

spent the day at the library doing homework and reading. I get more done when I have nothing else to distract me.

just wanted to tell you all hello!

Hello, Amby! You'll do fine, don't worry, just keep slugging it out. :luv: :luv: :luv:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
john & jean Experienced

john & jean   37

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Philippines
 Timeline
Posted

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

OKAY! :whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted
:o:lol:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

OKAY! :whistle:

But it beats the Hell out of spending time in solitary. rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

any former commies good at using excel?

I used to be, don't use it much now.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

Posted
Filed: Timeline
Posted

I used to be, don't use it much now.

you would be! before I wasn't required to put all results into excel, but I have to now :dead:

I don't see regression on the formulas so I'm lost. I really made it one of my life goals to never have to use excel and avoid it always but I have failed.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
cassi9879 Experienced

cassi9879   20

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Germany
 Timeline
Posted

you would be! before I wasn't required to put all results into excel, but I have to now :dead:

I don't see regression on the formulas so I'm lost. I really made it one of my life goals to never have to use excel and avoid it always but I have failed.

Don't know what a regression formula is :wacko:

Cassi & Benny's Important Dates


4/19/07 - Met Online ***** 8/12/08 - K1 Visa Received (191 days between NOA1 & receipt)
11/9/08 - MARRIED ***** 2/9/09 - EAD Received (78 days between NOA1 & receipt)

4/11/09 - Green Card Received (139 days between NOA1 & receipt)
5/21/11 - 10Y Green Card Received (127 days between NOA1 & receipt)

5/16/13 - Bought our house

9/26/13 Oath (114 days between NOA1 & ceremony)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Good morning, Amby!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

Don't know what a regression formula is :wacko:

Are you married, then you've know all that you'll ever need to know about regression. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW,

A HEART-Y GOOD MORNING TO ALL YOU CARDIOS. :dance: :dance: :dance:

Edited by IR5FORMUMSIE

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Hola, Cinc00000

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites
IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

Posted
Filed: Other Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

Hola, Cinc00000

Hola, NagIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...