Is Tomorrow Doomsday?

[almaty 19]

Wooooo!

Imam is a model I banged in '95

*chops the old man with the beard and takes his horse*

You can ride a horse and carry a knife, but when you mess with Flair he'll chop you back to the afterlife.

Wooooo!

Ric Flair is the true leader of the horseman and the sexiest man on any planet or heavenly plane.

Woooooo!

well stated ric..all is well in the world now

[vartan 0]

No need to worry about the end of the world we have...

and

The world is safe once again ..

Edited August 21, 2006 by vartan

[Mirorgate 0]

It is now Aug 22 in Tehran. I don't know about the rest of you, but I am still alive.

Please post if you're no longer alive or if the world is ending where you are. Thank you.

"It wasn't me... see... cause .. well.... I was dead at the time!"

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

AENEMA by TOOL

Some say the end is near

Some say we'll see armageddeon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless ###### hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any ###### time. Any ###### day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for you hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless ###### hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

Any ###### time. Any ###### day.

Learn to swin, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddeon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly ######......stupid ######.......

One great big festering neon distraction.

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim

###### L Ron Hubbard and

###### all his clones

###### all these gun-toting

hip gangsta wannabes.

Learn to swim

###### retro anything

###### your tattoos

###### all you junkies and

###### your short memory

Learn to swim

###### smiley glad-hands

with hidden agendas.

###### these dysfunctional,

insecure actresses

Learn to swim

Cuz I'm praying for rain

I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way

I wanna watch it all go down

Mom please flush it all away

I wanna watch it go right in and down

I wanna watch it go right in

Watch you flush it all away

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist

Try and read between the lines

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

welcome any change my friend

I wanna see it all come down

suck it down

Flush it down.

[iceyspots 0]

Doomsday? If you can survive cedar point weekends you can survive any thing

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

it is for sanita and i..our aos interview..and sanita never hip on answering questions

Best of luck at your interview!!

[vartan 0]

The US also drafted a new "Ultimate" soldier from Japan to defend the free world..

[#@!!* 0]

Man, that little ####### is almost as bad as the true evil that the land of my forefathers let loose upon the world...Hello Kitty.

say...how come ####### doesn't get censored out, but ###### does?

[JenT 0]

Doomsday? If you can survive cedar point weekends you can survive any thing

If you can survive showing a horse at our county fair for a week, you can survive anything.

(Kinda like, _________, you might be a redneck.)

[garya505 2]

[pedroh 21]

The US also drafted a new "Ultimate" soldier from Japan to defend the free world..

OMGWTFBBQSOAPOWNEDZORZ!!! Doraemon FTW!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Is Tomorrow Doomsday?

Clearly not...

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

That's it! I'm not believing a thing the Iranian president says any more.

[Mirorgate 0]

That's it! I'm not believing a thing the Iranian president says any more.

HAHA! Sukka!

[munchkins 0]

2.45 UK time and all present and correct (so far)