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Teleprompter to make its debut in Parliament when Obama speaks

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Cite instances of violence. Actual instances of bricks through windows, or lynchings, or jackbooted 2AM arrests, or kristallnacht book burnings, that sort of thing. Yeah, thought as much. I'll take

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Famous for his oratory? Being able to repeat what is written and in front of oneself is not great oratory. Surprise the moron doesn't stammer and seem like the idiot he is when trying to speak with a

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Obama..... what an embarrassment.

elmcitymaven Grand Master

elmcitymaven   9,712

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Obama uses a teleprompter, who gives a #######?

It's clearly a sign that the socialists are in power now. Teleprompters = socialism.

Actually, I'm thinking that every time from now until the election that Gary writes "Dems will lose" (or something similar) I will write something equally profound, like "tits." Everybody likes tits, right?star_smile.gif

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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It's clearly a sign that the socialists are in power now. Teleprompters = socialism.

Actually, I'm thinking that every time from now until the election that Gary writes "Dems will lose" (or something similar) I will write something equally profound, like "tits." Everybody likes tits, right?star_smile.gif

:):yes:

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elmcitymaven Grand Master

elmcitymaven   9,712

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Thought so. I don't have the strength to start this retroactively (Jesus, I would have to type "tits" about 50 times tonight alone to cover today's bon mots from Gary) so I'll begin tomorrow.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,641

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Thought so. I don't have the strength to start this retroactively (Jesus, I would have to type "tits" about 50 times tonight alone to cover today's bon mots from Gary) so I'll begin tomorrow.

:crying:

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elmcitymaven Grand Master

elmcitymaven   9,712

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:crying:

I hate to see a man cry, so here's a few.

Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits.

Happy?

(cripes, I think I'm heading for a suspension here for that, cover my #######, will ya? I cut it down from about a string of 80, so that must count for SOMETHING.)

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I hate to see a man cry, so here's a few.

Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits.

Happy?

(cripes, I think I'm heading for a suspension here for that, cover my #######, will ya? I cut it down from about a string of 80, so that must count for SOMETHING.)

mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse.

see, we're talking about wildlife. :innocent:

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Everybody likes tits, right?
If we're kept appropriately abreast of them, si man.

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It's clearly a sign that the socialists are in power now. Teleprompters = socialism.

Actually, I'm thinking that every time from now until the election that Gary writes "Dems will lose" (or something similar) I will write something equally profound, like "tits." Everybody likes tits, right?star_smile.gif

Go for it. :devil:

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

elmcitymaven Grand Master

elmcitymaven   9,712

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:(

No posts from Gary as of yet so no opportunities (or should that be "opportunttities") for superfluous posts consisting only of "tits." Thanks to those who voted up my posts though; for that you get a bonus.

Tits

Tits

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:(

No posts from Gary as of yet so no opportunities (or should that be "opportunttities") for superfluous posts consisting only of "tits." Thanks to those who voted up my posts though; for that you get a bonus.

Tits

Tits

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Jokes about motorboating would be inappropriate, wouldn't it?

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It's clearly a sign that the socialists are in power now. Teleprompters = socialism.

Actually, I'm thinking that every time from now until the election that Gary writes "Dems will lose" (or something similar) I will write something equally profound, like "tits." Everybody likes tits, right?star_smile.gif

I think typing 'tits', or even posting pics of them on here are infinitely more profound than anything Gary could post.=

If we're kept appropriately abreast of them, si man.

Seriously, GTFO. You don't seem familiar with the concept of humor. Go watch Funnyordie.com.

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It's clearly a sign that the socialists are in power now. Teleprompters = socialism.

Actually, I'm thinking that every time from now until the election that Gary writes "Dems will lose" (or something similar) I will write something equally profound, like "tits." Everybody likes tits, right?star_smile.gif

Dems will lose. :dance:

Tits :dance:

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

 

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