Vaseline survey

[Jaylen Brit 0]

A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions, and when she agreed he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.

When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline, and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."

When asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse."

The interviewer was amazed.He said, "I always ask that question because everyone who uses our product always tell me they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"

"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

[LenJayUS 0]

LMFHO...

my parents used to use that ####### on us kids when he got chapped lips... I hated it..

I've never used it for the reasons the researcher suggested lol

[rebeccajo 14]

Yeah, and I suppose she uses her AstroGlide for salad oil.........

[Jasman0717 9]

[Satisfaction 1]

"My secret is actually Vaseline," Banks revealed (we want to know more B) ) "I wash my face, and I moisturize. Then I put Vaseline under my eyes." (deceived?)

But I think the most intriguing is the Bobby Brown "beauty secret" B) :

"Bobby Brown is a fan of Preparation H — but not for its recommended use. In a sneak preview clip of the Bobby and Whitney Houston reality show, "Being Bobby Brown," on worldofwonder.net, Brown is seen slathering the hemorrhoid cream under his eyes — a trick used by fashion models to shrink the bags — and explaining to a mystified Hyatt gift-store clerk: "See, I haven't seen my wife in 30 days, and it was a late night." Brown wanted to look rested for his reunion with Whitney. "

[mike&jie 0]

[almaty 19]

Yeah, and I suppose she uses her AstroGlide for salad oil.........

[Melo 1]