What's Thai for Ouch-O-Rama?

[thongd4me 69]

Lorena Bobbit

{You've got to read this to the last line...}

Woman trashes husband's member

PETCHABOON: -- A woman in the northern province Phetchaboon was arrested last month for cutting off her husband's ####### and throwing it into a trash can at the local bus station.

Buariow Wannarat, 54, was caught at a police checkpoint while on a bus to Bangkok. Police escorted her back to Phetchaboon Town to point out the trash receptacle where she discarded her man's member.

Meanwhile, her husband, 40-year-old Sawang Wannarat, was taken to Lom Sak Hospital, where he was last reported as being in a stable condition.

Mrs Buariow told police that she had been married for 21 years: when she was 33 and Mr Sawang was a sprightly 19.

Recently, however, Mr Sawang started to treat her very badly, drinking heavily and shouting at her in public, she said. There was also gossip going around town that he was seeing other women.

On September 14, Mrs Buariow was drinking beer with friends near her house when Mr Sawang walked up and began shouting at her that she was cheating on him.

He said he was going to leave her and made her prostrate herself at his feet.

Around 10am the next day, Mrs Buariow was still enraged by the loss of face. While out buying her husband's breakfast, she stopped off at the pharmacy to get some sleeping pills.

She mixed some of the pills in Mr Sawang's morning drink, gave it to him and waited for them to take effect.

While Mr Sawang was sound asleep, Mrs Buariow sliced off his ####### and put it in a plastic bag. She then took a bus from their house in Lom Sak to Phetchaboon Town Bus Station, where she threw the organ in a trash can before boarding a bus to Bangkok.

She was stopped by police in Nong Phai District, which borders Muang District to the south.

After making Mrs Buariow tell them where she threw the #######, police sent the organ to Lom Sak Hospital so doctors could try and reattach it.

At the time of writing it was still unclear whether Mr Sawang would regain any use of his severed manhood.

Thai doctors are world-renowned for the expertise in reattaching severed penises.

Knowing this, some of those responsible for the cutting have taken extra precautions to make such surgery impossible. Severed members have been boiled, fed to ducks or even attached to hot air balloons in the past.

Edited October 8, 2010 by thongd4me

[scandal 951]

Thai doctors are world-renowned for the expertise in reattaching severed penises.

Lots of kathoey reversals?

[thongd4me 69]

Lots of kathoey reversals?

I guess so...

Knowing this, some of those responsible for the cutting have taken extra precautions to make such surgery impossible. Severed members have been boiled, fed to ducks or even attached to hot air balloons in the past.

Now I'll have to examine the food I get in Thai restaurants with extra care

[thongd4me 69]

Ladies & germs, it's "Ouch-O-Rama-II" in Pattaya:

The unkindliest bite of all

Woman Bites Off Estranged Husband’s ####### And Stabs Him To Death

A woman who was forced to have oral sex by her estranged husband bit off his #######. In the ensuing fight the husband, a senior official at the Ministry Of Defence, stabbed her in the arm, but she managed to grab the knife and stabbed him in the abdomen. He died from his injuries shortly afterwards.

Pattaya, 19 December 2010 (PDN): At 00.30 am, PluTa Luang Sattahip Police Investigator Lieutenant Colonel Bumrung Rakbumrungsakul, was notified by Mr. Viroj Siritham, [70], residing at 115/20 Moo 2, Soi Saladaeng, Plu Ta Luang, Sattahip that his daughter, Mrs. Mali Siritham [40], had bitten off the ####### of her former husband and stabbed him to death and she had been seriously injured herself. Police, medical and rescue teams were immediately dispatched to the scene.

At the single house, in front of the bedroom, they found the body of Mr. Pairoj Farkgai [47], lying dead in a pool of blood. Mr. Pairoj, a senior official at the Ministry of Defense, was wearing just a pair of blue shorts and had been stabbed in the abdomen.

The officials found several blood stains on the couch and in the bed, and found a part of the dead man’s ####### on the floor nearby. They also found a sharp knife about 3 inches in length. Mrs. Mali Siritham, who was lying on the floor, had a serious stab wound on her right arm and was immediately taken to the emergency room at the Queen Sirikit Hospital for treatment.

Mrs. Mali later explained to police that she and her former husband had been living together for about 5 years and had two children. She said Mr. Pairoj was lecherous and flirted with many women. His behaviour became intolerable and they had decided to divorce 7 months ago. Mr. Pairoj then went to work in Bangkok but he always came to see their daughters twice a week.

On the night of the incident, he had arrived in a very drunken state and demanded to have sex with her but she refused, telling him that she was having her period.

Mrs. Mali said he became very angry and tried to force her to have ####### sex but she resisted. He then pushed her on the bed and beat her up and forced her to give him oral sex. Mrs. Mali said she was in tears, and decided to bite off his #######. Mr. Pairoj then grabbed a knife which had been placed on top of the bed and stabbed her on her right arm. She said they were fighting over the knife for about 10 minutes when she finally grabbed the knife from him and stabbed him once in the stomach.

Mr. Pairoj then collapsed on the floor and Mrs. Mali ran out of the room to get help from her father and her neighbour. By the time they came back into the room, Mr. Pairoj was already dead.

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

[thongd4me 69]

Another satisfied customer appreciates the attention to detail of the Thai press.

[thongd4me 69]

I guess he'll have to quit moonlighting...