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K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,345

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i bet his g/f is real tired of being asked for oral all the time :lol:

Over the lips and past the gums

Look out stomach here it cums...............

*runs and hides*

becca! that's not very queen like :no:

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OMG! that is too funny poor guy

June 11 05-Married George, civil ceremony in New York

May 30 08-Baby Joshua was born

Jan 15-Back to NY we go...

May 10-made decision not to go back overseas.

July 10-filed for divorce

Jan 11-Divorce final

July 11-1st trip to take Josh to see George

Mar 12-2nd trip to take Josh to see George

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So, can he use one and then the other? Is it kind of like having a spare tire? Like if one blows out.... I'm with becca... I wish I hadn't seen this thread... lol!

mary

Tom (London)   Mary (Michigan)

Sept. 2003 - meet online, become friends

May 2004 - we have grown close

Nov. 2004 - Tom books a flight to Michigan for Jan. 2005

Jan. 17, 2005 - first meeting at the Detroit Airport, 16 days together!

Feb. 2. 2005 - Tom returns to London. We start investigating our options

April 7, 2005 - Tom arrives for another visit.

April 8, 2005 - engaged.

April 26, 2005 - K1 sent to Nebrasksa. Tom flies back to London :(

May 6, 2005 - NOA1

June 14, 2005 - Tom returns to the USA:)

July 5, 2005 - Tom goes back to London :(

July 25, 2005 - NOA2 email- waited 3 months

Aug. 22, 2005 - Tom receives Packet 3

Sept. 6, 2005 - Packet 3 sent to Embassy

Oct. 20, 2005 - medical in London -booked 7 weeks earlier!

Nov. 9, 2005 - email embassy - have we have been forgotten?

Nov. 15, 2005 - Mary flies to London (Brixton) for 12 weeks

Nov. 18, 2005 - embassy replies to email, date assigned

Nov. 22, 2005 - Packet 4 received

Nov. 25, 2005 - interview in London - DENIED :(

Nov. 30, 2005 - mailed waiver

Feb. 6, 2006 - still waiting for decision. Mary extends stay from Feb. 7 to March 21

March 3, 2006 - WAIVER DENIED :(

March 2006 - Mary extends UK stay again. We rent a house near London (Gravesend) and move.

May 10th - Mary returns to USA - torn apart again

June 27, 2006 - Mary receives UK fiance visa

July 31,2006 - Mary sells house in USA

Sept. 1, 2006 - Mary moves to UK

Oct. 9, 2006 - wedding

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i bet his g/f is real tired of being asked for oral all the time :lol:

Over the lips and past the gums

Look out stomach here it cums...............

*runs and hides*

becca! that's not very queen like :no:

*sigh*

My peasant upbringing is showing.

So, can he use one and then the other? Is it kind of like having a spare tire? Like if one blows out.... I'm with becca... I wish I hadn't seen this thread... lol!

mary

Blows out? OMG another visual.....

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dammit, I only read this because I saw rebecca's name as the last post... I've been duped!

But why do I think that the mermaid would like this one.....

Alternate digit indeed! :lol:

Now That You Are A Permanent Resident

How Do I Remove The Conditions On Permanent Residence Based On Marriage?

Welcome to the United States: A Guide For New Immigrants

Yes, even this last one.. stuff in there that not even your USC knows.....

Here are more links that I love:

Arriving in America, The POE Drill

Dual Citizenship FAQ

Other Fora I Post To:

alt.visa.us.marriage-based http://britishexpats.com/ and www.***removed***.com

censored link = *family based immigration* website

Inertia. Is that the Greek god of 'can't be bothered'?

Met, married, immigrated, naturalized.

I-130 filed Aug02

USC Jul06

No Deje Piedras Sobre El Pavimento!

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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained ####### had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.

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what un idiot he could masturbate with both hands in the same time ;)

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Are they right next to each other? Because that could be awkward

The guy I saw had one above the other. Two sets of everything, willy and balls. It was rather strange to watch. He could give a woman "double service" . The movie was called "freak show" I think.

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I'm so sorry I found this thread. I'm trying to decide what this must look like....

V for Victory?

Live Long and Prosper?

*covers eyes*

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HAHAHAH :D

Finally finished with immigration in 2012!

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I will keep it as G rated as possible.. but once at a rock concert I met a person who took their ... twig and it was cut in half top to bottom all the way down to his stomach and each side was peirced the the relative part of his stomach.. the most utterly disgusting thing I have ever seen.

May 1, 2006 - Submitted I-129F (Overnight) NSC

May 2, 2006 - NOA1

June 1, 2006 - Transferred to CSC

June 14, 2006 - Notice from CSC it was transferred

June 30, 2006 - Received IMBRA RFE (CSC)

July 5, 2006 - Touched (RFE Received)

July 31, 2006 - APPROVED

August 5, 2006 Physical NOA2

August 15, 2006 NVC Received and Sent

August 22, 2006 AIT sent Packet 3

August 22, 2006 Packet 3 got lost in the mail... sending another.. :( :( :(

October 27, 2006 Interview

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C'mon USCIS Lets get some others approved or else watch for the Trident

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I will keep it as G rated as possible.. but once at a rock concert I met a person who took their ... twig and it was cut in half top to bottom all the way down to his stomach and each side was peirced the the relative part of his stomach.. the most utterly disgusting thing I have ever seen.

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I will keep it as G rated as possible.. but once at a rock concert I met a person who took their ... twig and it was cut in half top to bottom all the way down to his stomach and each side was peirced the the relative part of his stomach.. the most utterly disgusting thing I have ever seen.

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i'm sorry that i opened this thread...here i am with all these visual images...and on a SUNDAY! :lol:

two....what the....? *shivers*

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Why ever possessed me to read this thread...... I just couldn't stop.... Morbid facination I guess.... I'll never be the same again :hehe:

Angela

***I751***

01/06/2009 - Mailed I-751 with Fee (Day 1)

01/09/2009 - Check Cashed (Day 3)

01/15/2009 - NOA received (Day 9)

02/05/2009 - Biometrics Appointment (Day 30)

06/10/2009 - Approval!

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