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The Al-Gebra Terrorist Cell

By ZenTiger

Created 21/04/2006 - 10:06am

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.

At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country.

The school board was quick to point out that "there are three sides to every triangle. Having possession of a compass is not an offence in itself. It's what some-one might do with it. It's really a question of degrees."

Many people remain sceptical. If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

yes i've heard of them. a very dangerous bunch

[vartan 0]

I am not afraid of them any more.. I will admit quite a few years back they really scared me.. now I just laugh at them.

[Risto 0]

The Al-Gebra Terrorist Cell

By ZenTiger

Created 21/04/2006 - 10:06am

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a NYC public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator.

At a morning press conference, a White House spokesman said authorities believe the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," the spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of mediaeval, with co-ordinates in every country.

The school board was quick to point out that "there are three sides to every triangle. Having possession of a compass is not an offence in itself. It's what some-one might do with it. It's really a question of degrees."

Many people remain sceptical. If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.

is the GPS considered weapons of maths instruction?

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is the GPS considered weapons of maths instruction?

I don't know but I know that Al-gebra co-sin 'ed a deal with some other organizations.

[Veiled Princess 1]

[*Robert* 2]

Oh goody goody... more bad guys!!!