Help a new guy out

[rebeccajo 14]

Oooh...Ooooh..I've got one...

Bob Bob the TrashCan Slob........

[meauxna 15]

I'm so low tech that my avatar is about as creative as I'm able to get on my own (it's actually an embarrassingly good likeness of me),

I like Cian's answer on the siggy Q.

Here's some avies to try out (the first one needs to be smaller, but it won't show up without some work--if you want it, speak up. same goes if you don't want #2 to say 'nairobi trio')

lol, we can form you in our own image!

[Ban Hammer 13,348]

Life in a trashcan can be a very exciting and fulfilling existence. Just ask the people from New Jersey.

[bhangrabob 0]

welcome to the club, Bob... don't worry about some of these people... thier bark is worse then thier bite

So I thought.

Hey, I got a chuckle out of your avatar. K-mart never should have let that Joe Boxer guy go. I guess they could only feature men's underwear as the center of their ad campaign for so long, but they should have made him a sweet deal to do goofy dances for some of their other products. At least they didn’t try to continue the theme with another spokesman - the thought of Martha Stewart bouncing around like that in one of her Signature Collection bath towels makes me a little nauseous.

Don't post all that ####### in your siggy either. Smooth is cooooool. B)

I think I'll take your advice for now. Thanks for the graphics ideas, though. They have inspired a little art project which may premiere here soon.

HEY! Did you say Australia? Did anyone tell you about DCF? We're morally obligated to.

You're going to think we're crazy, but my wife and I actually prefer to wait. She owns her own business, and wants to finish some projects before she sells it. I'm such a couch potato that she doesn't have to worry about leaving me alone for a little while longer. I mean what could I possibly do, hang out in the K-3 forum and pick up chicks?

You leave that there poochgoblin in Maine alone, ok? We were doing just fine catching it on our own, without all you damn people from AWAY thinkin' you could help.

Really? From what I read the fine people of Maine were mostly just feeding it their housepets. And in the end wasn’t it hit by accident? The Mainer (?) Mainian (?) …. wait …. Maineiac who said she came face-to-face with it apparently didn’t exactly get the job done....

you like bhangra music?

I'm a big world music fan in general.

Errrrr??? Hi Bob are you an alcoholic?

No, I just go to the meetings for a little extra structure. But now that you mention it, I thought that was you!

My suggestion Bob is to include a 600x400 pixel image in your signature. Nothing says "To hell with those on dialup!" like a big-arsed image that takes up half of the screen.

Life in a trashcan can be a very exciting and fulfilling existence. Just ask the people from New Jersey.

If you can somehow work out being a Liberal and a Muslim, then I foresee great excitement for all in the future.

I’m actually much worse than that. I’m a chicken-s#it fence-sitter who gets in waaaay over my head on pet topics I don’t really understand when I’m in an incendiary, self-aggrandizing mood. In my experience on web forums, these are the most hated characters anywhere.

I admit it’s my soft pink liberal underbelly that makes me so self-loathing. I have petitioned the ACLU to help me sue Homeland Security for refusing to racially profile me at airports. I want to be shoeless, splayed, and wanded like the rest of you, but not once have I been picked out. I definitely feel that my rights are being abused.

Oooh...Ooooh..I've got one...

Bob Bob the TrashCan Slob........

…….came to America and stole my job!

Thanks for the welcome(s), Everybody.

Bob

Edited August 19, 2006 by bhangrabob

[rebeccajo 14]

Oooh...Ooooh..I've got one...

Bob Bob the TrashCan Slob........

…….came to America and stole my job!

Thanks for the welcome(s), Everybody.

Bob

Oh you're good. Very good.

[StupidJourney 0]

Hiya.

I'm a self-loathing Muslim immigrant USC from Indonesia whose VJ profile/posts need a little jazzing up.

I'm so low tech that my avatar is about as creative as I'm able to get on my own (it's actually an embarrassingly good likeness of me), but I want to fit in with the crowd and do some decorating so my posts take up ten times their actual length with flags and tickers and profound quotations since my timeline is pathetically under-endowed. After laughing my butt off at posts in this forum for many a long night without my equally self-loathing Australian wife (she's not Muslim, she just has issues), I decided that maybe the best way to go about this would be to take suggestions from my VJ peers.

I am seated comfortably in my teflon garbage can, so I will feel no pain.

If it helps you find your muse, you may ask me questions.

Peace, in the English I mastered because it's my responsibility as a US-dweller to do so.

Bob

I'm sensing a deathknell alter-ego!

[bhangrabob 0]

I'm sensing a deathknell alter-ego!

Perhaps I should just stick to my original objective of cozy semi-anonymity helping 1st-post newbies with questions about the very few things I already know.

But for the record, I only have one ego -- bruised as it is at the moment! I still think you guys are a riot.

Peace,

Bob

[JenT 0]

Welcome Trashcan,

Great sense of humor... you'll fit right in here.

Jen

[almaty 19]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[bhangrabob 0]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Wow, what the hell did I say?

(So much for the Telfon garbage can.)

[almaty 19]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Wow, what the hell did I say?

(So much for the Telfon garbage can.)

nothing..i just waiting around..you seem like a good sort and positive...welcome