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welcome to the club, Bob... don't worry about some of these people... thier bark is worse then thier bite :whistle:

although.. apparently dancing around in the HANES is totaly acceptable behavior :P

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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I'll tell you one thing - the trick to being liked by everyone is to NOT EVER reveal your political/religious stance. ;)

There are some people here who would scare the ####### out of me if I weren't sure they wouldn't have so much nerve face-to-face.

But it's interesting to read it all, if you can suspend judgement and appreciate the humorous parts even when you're the butt of the joke.

I'm not saying I can always do that, but I almost compulsively expose myself to the test. I wasn't kidding when I said I'm a self-loathing Muslim!

No kidding. So far we all like you! Say something controversial please.

I think I'll ride this wave a while longer until I figure out who I genuinely want to piss off.

(or read: I can't think of anything because I'm really just a wussy little muppet guy)

Bob

Ha!

I liked you before this. I plan on seeing more of you.

I say: take on the OT Hot Topics--get in there guns ablazin'. And be funny. We have not had a lot of funny around here lately. Well, I haven't.

Don't post all that ####### in your siggy either. Smooth is cooooool. B)

HEY! Did you say Australia? Did anyone tell you about DCF? We're morally obligated to.

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Now That You Are A Permanent Resident

How Do I Remove The Conditions On Permanent Residence Based On Marriage?

Welcome to the United States: A Guide For New Immigrants

Yes, even this last one.. stuff in there that not even your USC knows.....

Here are more links that I love:

Arriving in America, The POE Drill

Dual Citizenship FAQ

Other Fora I Post To:

alt.visa.us.marriage-based http://britishexpats.com/ and www.***removed***.com

censored link = *family based immigration* website

Inertia. Is that the Greek god of 'can't be bothered'?

Met, married, immigrated, naturalized.

I-130 filed Aug02

USC Jul06

No Deje Piedras Sobre El Pavimento!

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Yay Australia. Yes, look into DCf. Even though the procedure has changed a bit, it's still a much simpler route.

Caroline

Finally finished with immigration in 2012!

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You leave that there poochgoblin in Maine alone, ok? We were doing just fine catching it on our own, without all you damn people from AWAY thinkin' you could help.

You just go back to your lob-es-tah and it'll all be ok....

:star:

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

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Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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Hiya.

I'm a self-loathing Muslim immigrant USC from Indonesia whose VJ profile/posts need a little jazzing up.

I'm so low tech that my avatar is about as creative as I'm able to get on my own (it's actually an embarrassingly good likeness of me), but I want to fit in with the crowd and do some decorating so my posts take up ten times their actual length with flags and tickers and profound quotations since my timeline is pathetically under-endowed. After laughing my butt off at posts in this forum for many a long night without my equally self-loathing Australian wife (she's not Muslim, she just has issues), I decided that maybe the best way to go about this would be to take suggestions from my VJ peers.

I am seated comfortably in my teflon garbage can, so I will feel no pain.

If it helps you find your muse, you may ask me questions.

Peace, in the English I mastered because it's my responsibility as a US-dweller to do so.

Bob

That cracked me up. Welcome to Off Topic bhangrabob. It is a silly place. :D

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wherezdabearz   0

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Hi Bob

You're funny :lol:

Alison (F)

2004

April A friend told me that she thought my ideal man lived in Wyoming or Montana.

May 17 Did search on match.com. Found no-one in Wyoming. Only wrote to one person in Montana...his name was John. He replied two hours later.

Jun 26 Flew to Missoula to meet him & a weekend trip turned into a five week visit...

Many trips between US, Canada & Europe.

2005

March 31 During a meeting in Vancouver, John proposed & I said YES!!!

Jun 2 Finally sent off our I-129F & a few days later we received NOA1. I am now officially an alien bride-to-be.

Aug 22 Email notification of NOA2.

Sep 12 Received letter to say application would be forwarded to US Embassy.

Nov 23 Returned packet 3 to Embassy

Nov 30 Medical

2006

Jan 5 Got interview date

Feb 1 Interview. APPROVED!

Feb 2 Visa delivered.

Feb 7 Flight to Seattle.

Feb 8 Finally back home in Missoula, MT. I'm happy, John's happy & the cats are ecstatic - together again!

Apr 22 Wedding Day!

May 6 Sent AOS application

May 7 Honeymoon

May 23 NOA date for AOS, EAD & AP

Jun 12 Biometrics

Jun 15 RFE for AOS mailed

Jun 20 RFE received

Aug 16 RFE reply sent

Aug 31 AP approved!

Sep 5 EAD approved

Sep 8 AP received

Nov 13 Interview letter

Dec 14 Interview. Success!

Dec 26 Got green card!

2008

Oct 08 I-751 to remove conditions sent to CSC

Oct 14 NOA

Nov 21 Biometrics

2009

Jan 7 Approval notice

Jan 12 Received greencard

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*Robert*   2

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K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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~Jess~   0

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Errrrr??? Hi Bob are you an alcoholic?

June 11 05-Married George, civil ceremony in New York

May 30 08-Baby Joshua was born

Jan 15-Back to NY we go...

May 10-made decision not to go back overseas.

July 10-filed for divorce

Jan 11-Divorce final

July 11-1st trip to take Josh to see George

Mar 12-2nd trip to take Josh to see George

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My suggestion Bob is to include a 600x400 pixel image in your signature. Nothing says "To hell with those on dialup!" like a big-arsed image that takes up half of the screen.

You already have the muslim thing going for you, so we'll be sure to torment you about that, maybe call you a few names, and stuff like that.

If you can somehow work out being a Liberal and a Muslim, then I foresee great excitement for all in the future.

Life in a trashcan can be a very exciting and fulfilling existence. Just ask the people from New Jersey.

Please post your social security number, credit card numbers, and your home address. That way you will be SURE to be everyone's best friend.

:P

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Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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. It is a silly place. :D

'Tis indeed.... :lol:

Welcome Bob... :thumbs:

CAMELOOOOOOOOOOT!

I have to push the pram a lot...........

http://www.***removed***.com

http://britishexpats.com/forum/

http://www.myspace.com/welshcookie

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. It is a silly place. :D

'Tis indeed.... :lol:

Welcome Bob... :thumbs:

CAMELOOOOOOOOOOT!

I have to push the pram a lot...........

That's a real popular flick here at VJ

Welcome new guy!

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