NVC FILERS - FOR October - 2010

[LotofPatience 65]

Sorry to deviate the topic

Indigo,

Whenever you buy subway sandwich, do you really look at the calorie chart?

If so, why?

If not, why not?

Loto

Edited January 28, 2011 by PatiencePaidOff

[li-lu84 1]

I would love to buy similar to the above depicted one!

Sounds fantastic!

Loto

Hey Lilu, started freaking out, huh?

2 more weeks to go!

Loto

@IS - ours just keeps going too, no matter what my hubby does! Well built little things they are! I am hoping that we might upgrade later this year but I know hubby is ridiculously attached to it and will want to keep it! I call her the 'cream bomber' as she goes like the wind (once she is on a straight road!) .

@Loto - you know its funny I haven't really panicked about the interview yet. I was more flustered about getting poked and prodded for the medical - thinking they might find I had some terrible disease or something! Ask me again next week - lol!!

[LotofPatience 65]

@Loto - you know its funny I haven't really panicked about the interview yet. I was more flustered about getting poked and prodded for the medical - thinking they might find I had some terrible disease or something! Ask me again next week - lol!!

Ok Lilu, added it in my outlook express calendar lol...

Loto

[LotofPatience 65]

See that's my goal. I'm gonna push my wife on 17 kids and she's not going to agree. Naturally, I am not going to back off. The only solution left is 3 more wives. She can't say no to this impeccable logical argument.

Polygamy is not allowed in the U.S

Loto

[IndigoSkies 168]

Sorry to deviate the topic

Indigo,

Whenever you buy subway sandwich, do you really look at the calorie chart?

If so, why?

If not, why not?

Loto

I never look at calories count. Mainly because I don't eat outside very often. Desi foods are law in calories, especially Bangladesh food, I think. So don't have to worry about calories. If I did check calories, I'd be less inclined to do so on Subway. Subway has this picture of being healthy, requiring no calorie count. Meh. I eat about once Subway a month. I usually go for the foot long tuna with honey mustard. Mmm.

Guys, I'm kind of having a panic attack about meeting my wife. What if we have completely changed from the way we were a year ago? What if she doesn't like me anymore? What if, more importantly, I don't like her anymore? Any advice to calm the nerves?

[malvika 1]

Ok Malvi

Itemized deductions make sense for people with mortgage or very high out of pocket medical expenses. Also, since itemized deductions include State withholding (not actual state tax) of the year, any state refund will be Federal taxable in the following year. State normally will send 1099-G for this next year, if there is a refund and itemized deduction is taken in the previous year. Now more and more states are providing 1099-G online in order to eliminate printing and mailing cost. NY state saved $700K for 2010 by doing this

Loto

Now it's more clear Loto. I'll fit in SD not ID

[LotofPatience 65]

I never look at calories count. Mainly because I don't eat outside very often. Desi foods are law in calories, especially Bangladesh food, I think. So don't have to worry about calories. If I did check calories, I'd be less inclined to do so on Subway. Subway has this picture of being healthy, requiring no calorie count. Meh. I eat about once Subway a month. I usually go for the foot long tuna with honey mustard. Mmm.

Guys, I'm kind of having a panic attack about meeting my wife. What if we have completely changed from the way we were a year ago? What if she doesn't like me anymore? What if, more importantly, I don't like her anymore? Any advice to calm the nerves?

Understood and the point taken on Calorie matter.

Next paragraph is more kinda complex advice Lemme try, though!

If she doesn't like you now, but liked in the past -> Don't sweat much and apply the water, liquid, gel etc. labeled here http://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=11059721

Now if you liked her in the past, but you don't like her any more -> She'll change you after 1 night's conversation

Phewwwwwwwww... It's tough man to understand the complex minds

Loto

[LotofPatience 65]

Now it's more clear Loto. I'll fit in SD not ID

@Malvika, you got W-2 already and so do Indigo! #######, I am still waiting for it to put it in my file for my records.

@All: Sorry guys for all the rambling

Loto

[IndigoSkies 168]

I've been told my natural body odor is more desirable than store-bought stuff. Why wouldn't it be? I apply liberal amount of unicorn sweat on my body on a weekly basis.

[LotofPatience 65]

Some good news - family side

My wife has only one sister. Her sister found out a groom and the engagement is on March 20th! Marriage will be after some time with their close interaction - probably in Sep/Oct timeframe of this year. We'll need to make a trip for marrige then to India.

Also, my FIL (not sure MIL joins, as of now) visits us in the U.S during our daughter's 1st birthday in April 1st week. He comes to the U.S for medical conference and will visit us too. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Loto

I've been told my natural body odor is more desirable than store-bought stuff. Why wouldn't it be? I apply liberal amount of unicorn sweat on my body on a weekly basis.

You have been told by whom? Subject person is not clear here Is it Stephanie?

Loto

Edited January 28, 2011 by PatiencePaidOff

[IndigoSkies 168]

You have been told by whom? Subject person is not clear here Is it Stephanie?

Loto

Noone. I totally made it up. Unicorn sweat should've gave you a clue. Unicorns are mythical creatures. They don't exist. They don't sweat.

Edited January 28, 2011 by IndigoSkies

[LotofPatience 65]

Noone. I totally made it up. Unicorn sweat should've gave you a clue. Unicorns are mythical creatures. They don't exist. They don't sweat.

Ok gotcha! Lemme find out another alternative to you to attract her

You: Baby, we have very short life span in this earth!

Wife: So what?

You: We should not waste our time by not being attracted each other!

Wife: I don't waste my time. In fact I like this way.

You: Really, what do you mean?

Wife: What I mean I want to live like this here with your memories!

You: Then how can we have babies?

Wife: I don't know

You: I am working in the U.S and can have only few days vacation in Bangladesh. And I don't think this timeframe is sufficient to make our next generation

Wife: I didn't know that. Ok, I'll come with you to the States, then

You: OMG, I could convince her

Wife: I'll come there. Lemme complete my words. But don't touch me!

You: This is what I told, how can we have our child by looking at the eyes each other?

Wife: Reluctantly, Agreed!

Now, you are all set, Indigo!

Footenote: Please do not provoke me to write novels like this (Just kidding!)

Loto

[LADYDARE 28]

Thanks every1..

Where do I start...17Kids hmmm where are you going to put them? I want 4 but hubby wants 3 so what are we going to do to make it 4kids....have a set of twins.

I got my W-2 but have to wait since I do itemize dedution.

Oh yeah.I'm excited to see hubby and I know it will be ackward for a couple of days but we will adjust.

[malvika 1]

@Malvika, you got W-2 already and so do Indigo! #######, I am still waiting for it to put it in my file for my records.

@All: Sorry guys for all the rambling

Loto

haha Loto, yes I got my W2 today and I will have to file my return this weekend and then remind you to put it in your file for your records LOL

Ok gotcha! Lemme find out another alternative to you to attract her

You: Baby, we have very short life span in this earth!

Wife: So what?

You: We should not waste our time by not being attracted each other!

Wife: I don't waste my time. In fact I like this way.

You: Really, what do you mean?

Wife: What I mean I want to live like this here with your memories!

You: Then how can we have babies?

Wife: I don't know

You: I am working in the U.S and can have only few days vacation in Bangladesh. And I don't think this timeframe is sufficient to make our next generation

Wife: I didn't know that. Ok, I'll come with you to the States, then

You: OMG, I could convince her

Wife: I'll come there. Lemme complete my words. But don't touch me!

You: This is what I told, how can we have our child by looking at the eyes each other?

Wife: Reluctantly, Agreed!

Now, you are all set, Indigo!

Footenote: Please do not provoke me to write novels like this (Just kidding!)

Loto

[LotofPatience 65]

Thanks every1..

Where do I start...17Kids hmmm where are you going to put them? I want 4 but hubby wants 3 so what are we going to do to make it 4kids....have a set of twins.

I got my W-2 but have to wait since I do itemize dedution.

Oh yeah.I'm excited to see hubby and I know it will be ackward for a couple of days but we will adjust.

Ok, This is very simple! After having 3 kids, take him for a grand honeymoon to Mauritius (of course without 3 kids!) for 4 weeks. Since it is special one, you need to treat him very well with lovely conversation Every man has the weakpoint in lady's pat Would you dare this, lady?

Loto