O n l i n e R o r s c h a c h T e s t

[alienlovechild 75]

Let the fun begin.

http://theinkblot.com/

[Krikit 1,164]

Your thread almost got removed as spam by the way you entered the subject title.

[slim 1,525]

This is by far the most accurate online test I've ever taken. Results below -

Sickness Quotient: 47%

Congratulations! At a 47% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

Job Performance & Attitude

You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.

[trillium13 84]

Lol, that was amusing.

Sickness Quotient: 65%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 65% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless #######.

* Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

Interestingly enough, I am actually a veterinary technician. But NO.

[caybee 21]

Sickness Quotient: 59%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 59% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights

You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Job Performance & Attitude

You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

I John Lennon.

[natty bumppo 297]

Your thread almost got removed as spam by the way you entered the subject title.

dayum mod ....

now buy your SO a present and you will be forgiven ..... maybe ....

[alienlovechild 75]

Your thread almost got removed as spam by the way you entered the subject title.

Yeah that's understandable as I get a lot of spam for Rorshach Tests.

[Krikit 1,164]

Yeah that's understandable as I get a lot of spam for Rorshach Tests.

I didn't say it was going to be removed because of the subject.... I said it was almost removed because of the way it was written. (See below) Most spammers/bots will write their subject text the way you have.... with spaces between each letter to try and beat the filters.

Your thread almost got removed as spam by the way you entered the subject title.

[ValerieA 350]

Somehow, I thought my sickness quotient would be much higher. Kinda disappointed now.

Test Results Sickness Quotient: 44%

Congratulations! At a 44% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

• Interpersonal Insights
• Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.
• Job Performance & Attitude
• You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.
• Personality Insight
• Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.

Edited September 27, 2010 by ValerieA

[thongd4me 69]

Lol, that was amusing.

Sickness Quotient: 65%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 65% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights

You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless #######.

* Job Performance & Attitude

Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

* Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

Interestingly enough, I am actually a veterinary technician. But NO.

Trilli,

Were we separated at birth?

This was mine, word for word - it's kind of kinky how computers do the same thing almost exactly the same way...(but not exactly)

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 63%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 63% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

[trillium13 84]

Trilli,

Were we separated at birth?

Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth. [/b]

The last line is hilarious.

Yay us! Of all the people on VJ, I can't imagine us as the sickest ones though-but not everyone has taken this test.