Going Nude

[Calypso 464]

What are your thoughts? Have you done that before? How was it? Will you do that again? To those who haven't tried that, are you considering the idea when on the beach?

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

-Groucho Marx

"Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance."

-Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

"If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree."

-Jim Rohn

Edited September 10, 2010 by Calypso

[Darnell 8,478]

I do it often, outside (and in back) at the house. (I've 2 acres of very private land, nothing is visible from the street or neighbors)

But to go to a nude beach, or a nude gathering?

TO ME, much depends on the attitude of the other people there -

ie - if they are 'nudists' already, then I have no issue. If it's a 'private, members only' nude place, I have no issue, as the staff usually keep out the riff-raff.

If they are not nudists, then is some titillating factor for 'going nude' - and really, for that, I just don't see the point.

[^_^ 5,021]

I would never do that. Not because I have qualms about it (I don't), but because I see that as an extreme act of cruelty on anyone unfortunate enough to see me.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just knowing that underneath all these layers of clothing I'm as naked as a jaybird, scares the living daylights out of me.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

if i see any naked smurfs running around here, i'm swearing off drinking.

[Amby 490]

If it was socially accepted I would never wear clothes.

[twowls 217]

I'm okay with it in theory, but the naked-friendly beach I go to in Mexico (the only one, by the by) ends up looking like a ####### parade. The men seem to really enjoy sharing the goods. You find them splayed like greased up porpoises as you're trying to take a walk. It's like a genital mine field. Breasts, everyone can agree on. Usually delightful. Penises are more of an acquired--ahem--taste. A face only a mother could love. Okay this analogy isn't working out.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm okay with it in theory, but the naked-friendly beach I go to in Mexico (the only one, by the by) ends up looking like a ####### parade. The men seem to really enjoy sharing the goods. You find them splayed like greased up porpoises as you're trying to take a walk. It's like a genital mine field. Breasts, everyone can agree on. Usually delightful. Penises are more of an acquired--ahem--taste. A face only a mother could love. Okay this analogy isn't working out.

That's the last place I want to expose to the sun's radiation. If I HAD to go nude, I'd wear a leaf.

[HAL 9000 96]

That's the last place I want to expose to the sun's radiation. If I HAD to go nude, I'd wear a leaf.

Or get a pipi towel.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Or get a pipi towel.

It's actually getting a bit nippy out, up here. I'd probably have to ask Mom to knit me something.

[twowls 217]

That's the last place I want to expose to the sun's radiation. If I HAD to go nude, I'd wear a leaf.

God, you would think, wouldn't you? Shudder.

There's was a real exhibitionistic quality to it. I won't tell you about Long Dong Silver and his daily horror stroll. Won't someone think of the children?

It's actually getting a bit nippy out, up here. I'd probably have to ask Mom to knit me something.

That would probably be breast.

[HAL 9000 96]

It's actually getting a bit nippy out, up here. I'd probably have to ask Mom to knit me something.

You can, certainly!

With rasta colors and everything.

[Jenn! 918]

No. Nudists are weirdos.

[JohnSmith2007 353]

In my younger days I went to Blacks Beach often. The great thing about that beach was you had to be in good enough physical shape to rock climb down the cliff. It kept the old and fat away.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You can, certainly!

With rasta colors and everything.

Oh, that would go well with the dreadlocks.