You know you've married a Chinese when.....

[garfield529 47]

So, the other day my wife and I are at the global market and discussing whether to buy a 20 or 50lb bag of rice. We decided on the 20lb because a 50lb bag is not convenient to store. At this point, I realized that never in my life have I EVER considered a 20lb bag of rice to be a wise purchase as a 5lb bag would last me FOREVER. Anyway, I realized that this was a pretty good indication that I am in fact married to a Chinese woman. Just felt like sharing!

Feel free to add your own observations with your fiancee or spouse!

[odne 0]

not just chineese..all asians eat rice

[dan_ling 6]

My wife is the same way, we have a 20lb bag of rice in the cabinet and we eat it for dinner almost every evening. When she sees that she can save money by buying bigger then there is no arguing with her. I am the same way when buying meat but she says the meat would turn bad before we finish.

[Cortr 3]

...when you go through a jumbo-sized bottle of soy sauce in less than a month.

[justashooter 430]

...when you go through a jumbo-sized bottle of soy sauce in less than a month.

bags of dried red peppers and bottles of brown rice vinegar, tubs of dried mushrooms, dried kelp, and not much meat, to speak of.

[Darnell 8,478]

You know you've married a Chinese when....

you have storage space for a 300-shot jiaozi steamer,

and

a pot big enough to sit it on

and

a burner big enough for the pot.

(Aren't kitchen remodels fun?)

[dan_ling 6]

My wife also has a large vase with water peppers and some other items in it sitting beside the 20lb rice bag in the cabinet. When I ask what it is and shouldn't it be kept in the refrigerator, she says it is good for health,we drink it for soup. And I haven't gotten sick yet!

[LDG 2]

When she's snacking on fried chicken feet and trying hard to make me feel like i'm missing out on something

Oh, and pig tongue's for dinner...

[SWA2 1]

You know you are married to a Chinese when you take your lunch to work and you have chop sticks instead of a fork. I did introduce my wife to the American food of pie and she likes it. That's about the only time we ever use forks.

[pushbrk 12,877]

You know you are married to a Chinese when you take your lunch to work and you have chop sticks instead of a fork. I did introduce my wife to the American food of pie and she likes it. That's about the only time we ever use forks.

I guess my wife's been here too long for that. She was pressing me to buy and grill steak for dinner last night when it was in the low 40's outside.

[flabutch 0]

when she opens up her own bank acount,when your not allowed to have any money at all,not allowed to see family/friends because shes #1 now fights at drop of a hat,starts taking trips home 2 or more times a yr, tells you to move into the spare room becaues you snore (didnt bother her when you were in china with her)joins 001 chinese women chat or 007 were they help her plan everyting out,keeps everything a secret ,chats on line/ phone with male friends (look out for the green hat)its coming,when u stop being her husband, just the guy keeping her and paying for everything, and yes iam still married to my chinese wife why because everything i owned is in her name now,been married 4years the last 3.5 has been hell you guys think having a chinese wife is good luck and she loves you , dont lose your job or have money problems you`ll see how fast that love packs up and leaves...iam gone crazy living the happy chinese husband i have a great sence of humor that how i lasted this long can only laff at this , so now you know when you marryed a chinese woman

[Darnell 8,478]

do we know you, in Florida?

Did you come over on a freighter ?

If the answer to any of this, is yes -

wei ! what's going on with the lesbian adoption ?

[LGC 2]

when she opens up her own bank acount,when your not allowed to have any money at all,not allowed to see family/friends because shes #1 now fights at drop of a hat,starts taking trips home 2 or more times a yr, tells you to move into the spare room becaues you snore (didnt bother her when you were in china with her)joins 001 chinese women chat or 007 were they help her plan everyting out,keeps everything a secret ,chats on line/ phone with male friends (look out for the green hat)its coming,when u stop being her husband, just the guy keeping her and paying for everything, and yes iam still married to my chinese wife why because everything i owned is in her name now,been married 4years the last 3.5 has been hell you guys think having a chinese wife is good luck and she loves you , dont lose your job or have money problems you`ll see how fast that love packs up and leaves...iam gone crazy living the happy chinese husband i have a great sence of humor that how i lasted this long can only laff at this , so now you know when you marryed a chinese woman

Ouch, that's a sad statement...

[Robby999 1,024]

when she opens up her own bank acount,when your not allowed to have any money at all,not allowed to see family/friends because shes #1 now fights at drop of a hat,starts taking trips home 2 or more times a yr, tells you to move into the spare room becaues you snore (didnt bother her when you were in china with her)joins 001 chinese women chat or 007 were they help her plan everyting out,keeps everything a secret ,chats on line/ phone with male friends (look out for the green hat)its coming,when u stop being her husband, just the guy keeping her and paying for everything, and yes iam still married to my chinese wife why because everything i owned is in her name now,been married 4years the last 3.5 has been hell you guys think having a chinese wife is good luck and she loves you , dont lose your job or have money problems you`ll see how fast that love packs up and leaves...iam gone crazy living the happy chinese husband i have a great sence of humor that how i lasted this long can only laff at this , so now you know when you marryed a chinese woman

Why is everything in her name anyway? I thought you only needed to co-mingle finances and property to prove a bonafide relationship! Why would you transfer ownership of assets into her name solely, are you trying to hide the assets from someone? If everything is already in her name she pretty much has you over a barrel! I would suggest a REAL GOOD lawyer in your case. Good Luck!!!

[journey4life 0]

Sorry to hear the news about your sad news ! These types of realationships is a risk as we know . Hope things work out for the best. Nothing wrong with being single .