The Birth Control Thread... full of TMI

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her dribbling problem has been fixed.

Sounds like one of those "she got it from the toilet seat" stories. I'm not buying it!

we are planning on a vasectomy once we are finished with having babies.

when you plan to get pregnant, you know when you ovulate

I like how this post said "we" in relation to vasectomy but used "I" for all other decisions.

I know four vasectomy babies. I don't think it will be any option for us. All those people had been cleared by the doctor and still the women got pregnant. All four babies are girls

I'm wondering why there were four babies. If there was a vasectomy and a pregnancy happened anyway, wouldn't a subsequent trip to the clinic still have achieved the desired effect?

I don't believe it. http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/03_15/b3825616.htm Once she takes the Birkenstocks off, no guy would pass her up.

That photo was when she was 29. She's how old now? (And no, I'm not talking about her "hollywood" age, I mean how old she really is.) Heidi is a bad mofo though, I'd stick it to her with those shoes on.

1. Real women don't look like that, no man.

My wife doesn't look exactly like her, but she's on her level.

[Ban Hammer 13,870]

Sounds like one of those "she got it from the toilet seat" stories. I'm not buying it!

you might research "monica" to get an idea of what i was talking about.

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Well, Dear, as any real man would, I scoped your photo, and you do look pretty hot. However, if Mrs. T-B. tried either action, I'd kick her shapely hindquarters straight back to Ecuador, si man. Oh, wait... she's down there now, si man.

Which reminds me: Bets on how many more days it is until she calls, using her sweetest voice, and says "Sometimes, husbands go to Sally Beauty Supply and buy their wives a ponytail." [plaintively] "Mine got damaged." Last time, I dutifully obeyed, walked into the store while feeling like a complete alien, and asked, "Uh, can you please direct me to the Ponytail Department?" I was pointed to the appropriate wall, where I managed to procure the correct model. After paying and leaving, I checked my sanity and my physical evidence of manhood just to be sure that both remained. The sanity had fled long before, of course, si man.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I'm wondering why there were four babies. If there was a vasectomy and a pregnancy happened anyway, wouldn't a subsequent trip to the clinic still have achieved the desired effect?

This could get some interesting responses.

[TBoneTX 46,696]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Yeh yeh yeh, si man. What's even worse is the number of times that I've found myself holding a place in the checkout line of Victoria's Secret, holding 5 or even 10 pairs of 5-for-$25 women's undergarments in my hands, while Mrs. T-B. has run off within the store yet again to inspect the body-lotions for the 4,674,013rd time, gag man. (Conclusion: The most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, sigh man.)

I know four vasectomy babies. I don't think it will be any option for us. All those people had been cleared by the doctor and still the women got pregnant. All four babies are girls

This could get some interesting responses.

Armadillos always have litters of exactly 4 pups, and all of the 4 babies are either male (armadillitos) or female (armadillitas), si man. This leads to two possible conclusions, si man: {1} The vasectomized couples are not human beings at all, but are, rather, armadillos in disguise; or {b} armadillos who give birth to all-female litters have had vasectomies, si man. Ah, the inescapable logic of either conclusion, si man! Edited September 10, 2010 by TBoneTX