Should you remarry after a spouses death? Humorous...

[spookyturtle 9,466]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some aѕѕhole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another aѕѕhole?”

Edited August 30, 2010 by spookyturtle

[Atencio 43]

haha, that is pretty good

[Nagishkaw 510]

[finallyfree 2]

[thongd4me 69]

That little story warms the cockles of my {#@&!%}.

My ex-wife used to call me #######, as well as "Bakka-Daré" (Japanese).

So far she has been at a loss to find another #######.

Edited August 30, 2010 by thongd4me

[Dakine 26]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some aѕѕhole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another aѕѕhole?”

THANKS!

BEST laugh I've had in a long time.