Invisible Empire

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

As the Man, I will take your bacon.

Why does The Man hate me so much? Take anything -- my car, my slightly sullied reputation -- but not my bacon!

We will be choking our chickens, so no need to worry.

Now see last night you disappeared during the chicken choking discussion. I am not sure you're worthy of another round.

This may not be the best time to mention it, but I did smoke a pork loin today and it was awesome.

Yes, it is a very bad time. Though I did just have two chicken soft tacos that went down nicely.

[HAL 9000 96]

Cut the loin pretty thin... made an orange/apple/garlic sauce for it... it was loved!

You can have a little of that if it makes you feel better me taking your bacon. Especially YOUR bacon!

OK... time's up. Social agenda starts in 5 minutes and we have to be out the door before the street zombies begin firing their guns.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Cut the loin pretty thin... made an orange/apple/garlic sauce for it... it was loved!

You can have a little of that if it makes you feel better me taking your bacon. Especially YOUR bacon!

OK... time's up. Social agenda starts in 5 minutes and we have to be out the door before the street zombies begin firing their guns.

Maybe I can learn to stop worrying and love The Man after all.

Say hi to the zombies.