Invisible Empire

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 = The Man.

Keeping you down.

[slim 1,533]

Keeping you down.

I have the tools necessary to rise up against the man!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Keeping you down.

Great. I've been fighting against The Man for almost 20 years and now it turns out it's Hal. I'm very sad now. I think I need to eat a bacon sandwich to ameliorate this situation.

[slim 1,533]

I need to eat a bacon sandwich to ameliorate this situation.

Bacon fixes everything!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It does indeed. So much so, that I can live with Hal being The Man, though I still shake my tiny fist at him in impotent rage.

[slim 1,533]

I still shake my tiny fist at him in impotent rage.

Tiny?

Impotent?

You belong in the RUB forum.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Tiny?

Impotent?

You belong in the RUB forum.

You do know I'm a girl, right? When I think tiny, impotent and RUB forum, the gender that comes to mind is not female.

[Ban Hammer 13,645]

Tiny?

Impotent?

You belong in the RUB forum.

[^_^ 5,021]

The two are really only one, they're just split into two groups.

Yes, my point was that the two parties both cater to the rich but the rich aren't monolithic so need two parties.

[HAL 9000 96]

I have the tools necessary to rise up against the man!

HAL 9000 will just put you back down. Why try?

Great. I've been fighting against The Man for almost 20 years and now it turns out it's Hal. I'm very sad now. I think I need to eat a bacon sandwich to ameliorate this situation.

HAL 9000 will eat your bacon sammich. How you like them apples?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Great. I've been fighting against The Man for almost 20 years and now it turns out it's Hal. I'm very sad now. I think I need to eat a bacon sandwich to ameliorate this situation.

Why don't we have a choke fest?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

HAL 9000 will eat your bacon sammich. How you like them apples?

I do not like them apples. No, not at all. Hands off my sammich!

Why don't we have a choke fest?

I do not intend to depart this world like Mama Cass was incorrectly reported to have: choking on a pork product sammich.

[HAL 9000 96]

I do not like them apples. No, not at all. Hands off my sammich!

I do not intend to depart this world like Mama Cass was incorrectly reported to have: choking on a pork product sammich.

As the Man, I will take your bacon.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I do not like them apples. No, not at all. Hands off my sammich!

I do not intend to depart this world like Mama Cass was incorrectly reported to have: choking on a pork product sammich.

We will be choking our chickens, so no need to worry.

[HAL 9000 96]

This may not be the best time to mention it, but I did smoke a pork loin today and it was awesome.