I may want to divorce my Husband and go back to the PI

[Joan >3 Bob 20]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives's you're the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I'm in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

Sorry but I do not believe this post is the truth. get real:ranting: But if it is true...YOU GOT WAHT YOU DESERVE YOU DESERVE!

[Ban Hammer 13,333]

Sorry but I do not believe this post is the truth. get real:ranting: But if it is true...YOU GOT WAHT YOU DESERVE YOU DESERVE!

due to this reply, i've edited the topic title.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

due to this reply, i've edited the topic title.

American sarcasm doesn't translate well.

[Darnell 8,478]

Charles - you spoilsport !!!! Now I have to read elsewhere !

[marklovetina 52]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives’s you’re the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I’m in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

:P

nice one!!!

[TravellingNomad 12]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

aaahhhh...the promise of the perfect world with its land filled with honey and milk!

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wivess youre the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

sadly enough...this kind of misfortune does befall some of our female kababayans.

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. Im in the restaurant business

i guess when you asked these questions of your better half....the relationship was still in the ligawan stage.

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub - LOL! THIS WAS CLASSIC

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine - BONGGA!!

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

the unemployment benefits have been extended once again. better tell hubby to get to the EDD office!

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

Edited August 20, 2010 by TravellingNomad

[rlogan 2,036]

What a coincidence!

Passive aggressive...much?

Sometimes find it difficult to cope with someone having a different opinion than yours?

Feel angry when your opinion is rejected?

Here is a link that might help provide some insight........http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Interesting site. Worth looking into. Thanks for posting it, whether the OP appreciates it or not.

[idaho_and_surigao 3]

yeah hope this is a joke...if not you sound like my ex... Mhay has insisted that I take her off as a beneficiary on my life insurance...she said that she only wants to be with me. If she wanted money should could have had any guy she wanted....but she chose love over material things.

[Atencio 43]

I thought it was humorous satire.

[jrmejia 31]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives’s you’re the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I’m in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

Please please please allow me to laugh way too funny but it sounds so real

[sweet angel 5]

Far from reality! Filipina are not stupid. Especially believe in: " The roads are pave with gold." " Most trees grow dollar bills." This story is pure JOKE!

[finallyfree 2]

Thanks for the laugh!

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives’s you’re the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I’m in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

[Princess_Maricar 0]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives’s you’re the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I’m in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

Get a part time job at walmart then,buy one share of stock.....and then you can tell people that you own the largest retail business in the world... and also you can tell people that your taking over Oprah Winfrey in 2011. Your funny ...you make my husband laugh AT LOUD.....

[tallcoolone 102]

due to this reply, i've edited the topic title.

Kill Joy.................

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

After I met my fiancée, and found out he was from the US, I ask some family and friends what to expect. Some key items I was told

1. The roads are pave with gold

2. Most trees grow dollars bills

3. My first job will pay me 100K per year, and only 20 hours per week of work

4. The US government has a law that my Asawa must support my whole family in any amount I choose

5. If I do not like my Asawa I may turn him in for a new one, that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio

So I was excited

But then I went to the CFO they told me:

1. Upon arrival he will turn me into prostitute

2. Expect beatings from him daily

3. He has 3 wives’s you’re the fourth

4. If you can escape him, here is the Philippines Embassy contact number

So I ask my future husband about all this, and he countered:

1. I own three cars, a Porsche, a Mercedes & Lexus

2. I have two Yachts

3. I have two maids

4. I am a large land owner

5. I’m in the restaurant business

When I got there:

1. We took a bus home, turns out his three cars came from toys R US

2. He plays with his two Yachts in the bath tub

3. The maid names are, dishwasher, and washing machine

4. We live in a small apartment, and he promises to take me to Florida to see the swamp land he bought on the internet. As soon as he can find the person that sold it to him.

5. I got a job at McDonalds, as he lost his job at Burger King

So I am very confused, does anyone have any good advice for me

This one made day. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today because hubby was upset that I was playing hookie yesterday with my girlfriends. But after reading your post, I was like