creation museum creates discomfort for some visitors

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Beer and chocolate? Steve has to have some interesting intestines.

I'm just now getting over a case of IBS.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

It's a deal. We'll have to take AJ too so he can pee on the exhibits.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Creation museums are whacked. An exercise in purple prose fiction a la Edgar Rice Burroughs.

[slim 1,525]

You can be security with all those guns.

I don't have any guns. I'll have to be like the rest of the folks and just call 911 and hope someone saves us.

Are there good places nearby for a chocolate malt?

There's a place called Graeters that has awesome chocolate malts that's right around the corner from the mosque. There's a United Dairy Farmers (convenience store/ice cream shop) in every neighborhood in Cincinnati and NKY.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Check about using salicilate (sp) as an anti-inflammatory...

I'll look into it. I was taking peppermint oil and chewing on crystallized ginger for awhile.

[HAL 9000 96]

I don't have any guns. I'll have to be like the rest of the folks and just call 911 and hope someone saves us.

There's a place called Graeters that has awesome chocolate malts that's right around the corner from the mosque. There's a United Dairy Farmers (convenience store/ice cream shop) in every neighborhood in Cincinnati and NKY.

We can just make him eat some Skyline chili and see how that affects his GI tract.

[slim 1,525]

We can just make him eat some Skyline chili and see how that affects his GI tract.

Great idea!

Put a malt on top of a three way... it's over!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We can just make him eat some Skyline chili and see how that affects his GI tract.

I could repaint the museum's bathroom.

[HAL 9000 96]

That would be REAL creationism right there.

[slim 1,525]

I could repaint the museum's bathroom.

You probably wouldn't make it that far!

Skyline has about a 20 minute window where you're 50/50. If you keep it in, you're golden. If not, you got it. Splatter art!

[^_^ 5,021]

i am mildly grossed out right now.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

i am mildly grossed out right now.

sorry.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

Why isn't the velociraptor mauling Eve's skull?

she had an assault rifle!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

If you wish. We'll watch you.

Remember: I'll pay you.

[slim 1,525]

i am mildly grossed out right now.

Skyline is a lot like White Castle in that you'll get a fight of flight response within 20 minutes.

she had an assault rifle!

It's called the Kentucky Rifle for a reason.

While doing Appleseeds in the Bluegrass state, I've been most impressed with the level of skill the average woman has down there. Seems most of them's daddy took 'em out shootin when they were just a youngin.