UK B!tches Unite!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I'm almost jealous that you get to avoid the "when are you having kids" thing 20x a month, but then I remember the chip-in "advice" from all the parents, plus the horrible side-effects of growing a person.

Just tell 'em to #### off.

[Pooky 3,775]

Just remember, when they tell you that the worst you have to get through are the "Terrible Twos" ... THEY ARE LYING TO YOU AND LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACK

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I don't have children, but I think teenagers (especially in the 12-14 bracket) are generally worse than two-year-olds

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Just remember, when they tell you that the worst you have to get through are the "Terrible Twos" ... THEY ARE LYING TO YOU AND LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACK

Fortunately, I have the advantage of having an almost 7-year-old niece who is, and always has been--shall we say--a handful. The husband and I are crossing our fingers that she takes after her mother (my brother's crazy ex).

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Yo, b!tches. Having a set of totally poo days. First, I came clean about the fact that I'm now dating someone new to my ex; he did not take it well. Then, when I told him I was having my new beau over, he threw a hissy and now won't speak to me. This is from the man who left me over a year ago. Apparently I can only have a new life when I have moved out of this house!!!!!!

[Pooky 3,775]

Yo, b!tches. Having a set of totally poo days. First, I came clean about the fact that I'm now dating someone new to my ex; he did not take it well. Then, when I told him I was having my new beau over, he threw a hissy and now won't speak to me. This is from the man who left me over a year ago. Apparently I can only have a new life when I have moved out of this house!!!!!!

Want to borrow one of these ... ?

I find them very useful for bopping annoying people in certain situations.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Want to borrow one of these ... ?

I find them very useful for bopping annoying people in certain situations.

Yes, please.

Actually, he and I need time apart. Badly. We are too much in each other's lives for people who have been living apart for so long.

[Pooky 3,775]

Yes, please.

Actually, he and I need time apart. Badly. We are too much in each other's lives for people who have been living apart for so long.

If it's really bad, I do free upgrades ...

[Mags 112]

First of all hugs to Maven.

Secondly, yay for getting our thread back!

Thirdly, I am the owner of a 16 year old human. From the ages of 0-16 he was a total fcuking nightmare, but suddenly on June 1st he changed and is now nice. I think he got bashed on the head somewhere.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Maybe he got bashed on the head with a banana?

Thanks, Pooks. Much appreciated.

[Asila 10]

Is this a place where I can just mumble incoherently at general injustices involved with working with certain sectors of the public?

RAAAR ALISA HATE STUPID PEOPLE! ALISA SMASH!

[Pooky 3,775]

Is this a place where I can just mumble incoherently at general injustices involved with working with certain sectors of the public?

RAAAR ALISA HATE STUPID PEOPLE! ALISA SMASH!

Why mumble, when you can scream at the top of your type font? :

I NEED CHOCOLATE!

Edited August 28, 2010 by Pooky

[Asila 10]

ALISA NEED BOOZE THAT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!

[Mags 112]

Maybe he got bashed on the head with a banana?

I hope it was something a little heavier.

Mags,

most unmaternal mother in the world.

Edited August 28, 2010 by Mags

[Pooky 3,775]

I hope it was something a little heavier.

Mags,

most unmaternal mother in the world.

You haven't met my MIL