UK B!tches Unite!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I could add three or four more sparkly images to my signature. I'm sure that would piss some people off.

Please!!!

I think that might get me in legal trouble.

Dude, I'm a lawyer (well, at least in England and Wales). I'll totally defend you.

Now I'm not judging you but I'm sure your body will be thanking for the break from the aspartame. But that's only easy to say because my addiction of choice involves more caffiene, if my coffee machine was taken away I would be pretty resentful (when not suffering from withdrawal headaches).

I'm back on the tea alone. And the occasional Shasta. Mmmmmm. Po' never tasted so good.

[Mags 112]

I've never tried Shasta.

Edit: Moron

Edited August 13, 2010 by Mags

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Dude, I'm a lawyer (well, at least in England and Wales). I'll totally defend you.

I'm back on the tea alone. And the occasional Shasta. Mmmmmm. Po' never tasted so good.

Sweet! I'll remember that if I ever get in trouble while in England (or Wales).

I always liked Shasta. The first time I had it was at our neighbor's yard sale when I was about 7. They had a plastic garbage bin full of ice and various Shasta flavors and told me to take one. Immediately I was suspicious, but as it turned out, they were giving them to everyone. I'd never seen such largesse!

[Nik+Heather 121]

I guess don't understand the constant theme of exclusivity and the flaunting of that attitude.

*shrug*

[ValerieA 350]

OK, I am so seriously not allowed in this thread, don't fit the criteria in any way shape or form and I will just read and enjoy...but, you all have fun! This could be a seriously fun thread...

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Does this thread include tutorials on how to be a Real Woman ®

I also need some tips on how to not be made jealous by FSU women married to elderly fat, bald americans

[Ricky+Vanessa 43]

And that was just because I "can"

[*julez* 124]

Hola fellow beetches! I'm sure there are a few people who can attest to the fact that I've been bitchy this week. I can assure you, though, that all of my bitchy actions were performed with good intentions. I really am here to help!

For those readers who cannot understand that this thread is very much tongue-in-cheek, I suggest a bottle of wine!

Mags, towards that end, I would love a nice pint and some fresh, hot chips, please.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hola fellow beetches! I'm sure there are a few people who can attest to the fact that I've been bitchy this week. I can assure you, though, that all of my bitchy actions were performed with good intentions. I really am here to help!

For those readers who cannot understand that this thread is very much tongue-in-cheek, I suggest a bottle of wine!

Mags, towards that end, I would love a nice pint and some fresh, hot chips, please.

Julez, practically NONE of my bitchiness was done with good intentions; I am of course a megabitch, heartless, unfeeling.

I think we can tolerate, nay perhaps welcome, the occasional interloper, as long as they can display the appropriate levels of bitchiness in general, and fawning deference to the UK Queen B!tches.

As long as we're talking about FSU behaviour, may I report I slept naked next to a USC last night and didn't care. (Actually, he's still there sleeping naked.)

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Does this thread include tutorials on how to be a Real Woman ®

I also need some tips on how to not be made jealous by FSU women married to elderly fat, bald americans

I sure hope so, cuz I need help.

[Nik+Heather 121]

Julez, practically NONE of my bitchiness was done with good intentions; I am of course a megabitch, heartless, unfeeling.

I think we can tolerate, nay perhaps welcome, the occasional interloper, as long as they can display the appropriate levels of bitchiness in general, and fawning deference to the UK Queen B!tches.

As long as we're talking about FSU behaviour, may I report I slept naked next to a USC last night and didn't care. (Actually, he's still there sleeping naked.)

Well good, because I've been dying to tell someone about the VJ dream I had the other night -- Gary (of Gary and Alla) was dared to host a VJ meetup, which he did. Oddly enough, it was mostly attended by the female halves of western countries. Nik "had work" and couldn't attend, and there was some dream-made up girl from Australia. We didn't really get to meet with The Alla, which is disappointing, I'm sure from all I've heard she would have been great (I mean it!) Also, he didn't show us the house he restored, rather he rented a condo for the weekend. There was beer though, and the conversation was setting up to be interesting with the opening question being "So, what's your position on Melissa and Julian?" Then I got really thirsty (IRL) and spent the rest of the dream chugging glasses of water in the kitchen, and going out to a drive through to get two supersized cups of ice water...etc. as is the way of dreams.

[*julez* 124]

I think it means that you're in love with Gary and want to dive off his private dock, naked, into the lake his mansion overlooks. You'll probably be swimming naked with Alla.

[Gemmie 142]

I think it means that you're in love with Gary and want to dive off his private dock

When I read that quickly, I thought it said 'pirate c0ck'.

[Ricky+Vanessa 43]

Ooohh love the depths this thread has descended to so rapidly

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Ooohh love the depths this thread has descended to so rapidly

We are teh classeh.

And frankly, the idea of pirate c0ck IS pretty hawt. Just as long as it isn't certain USC spouses cast in the role of the pirate, that is just, well, dreamy.