UK B!tches Unite!

[Mags 112]

Hey UK B!tches! Yes, I mean YOU! Yes, the girls who all joined before 2008 and are Legacy Members!

Fancy a cup of tea? Well, gosh darn it, you've come to the right place! I might even have some Rich Tea or Digestives around somewhere.

After all the kerfuffle regarding disappearing threads etc etc, I thought we needed a safe place to explore our b!tchiness and just let rip. In doing that right here, we can keep it confined and stop it leaking out into the rest of the UK Forum. This is all in aid of making the UK sub-forum a kinder and gentler place to be.

So, what's the b!tchiest thing you've done so far this week? Any plans for being shrewish this weekend? Dish! Share! We'll listen, but we'll probably call you out on it.

We wouldn't be good B!tches otherwise!

[English Muffin 59]

I have a feeling this thread is going to upset a certain someone.

Can I have a custard tart with my cup of tea?

[Mags 112]

I have a feeling this thread is going to upset a certain someone.

Can I have a custard tart with my cup of tea?

Ahh, custard. I love a bit of custard, especially in tart form!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Yo. Maven the Queen B!tch here.

Make mine a cup of PG Tips and a Bourbon cream or five.

Bitchiest thing this week? Taking the last Shasta grapefruit soda from the fridge. I earned that, b!tches!!!

[KaiserD 12]

Oreos have nothing on bourbons

Mine will be Typhoo and chocolate digestives

I...haven't done anything bitchy this week. I had a dream last night that I beat up this old lady who tried to steal my handbag though...don't know what that means

Maven, you taking a break from the diet coke?

[English Muffin 59]

Speaking of dreams, last night I dreamt I was dating Elvis Presley!

[KaiserD 12]

Speaking of dreams, last night I dreamt I was dating Elvis Presley!

lol How did it end?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oreos have nothing on bourbons

Mine will be Typhoo and chocolate digestives

I...haven't done anything bitchy this week. I had a dream last night that I beat up this old lady who tried to steal my handbag though...don't know what that means

Maven, you taking a break from the diet coke?

Under orders from my mother.

Now THAT is a megabiotch!

[English Muffin 59]

lol How did it end?

We were lying in a boat that was drifting in the water when my alarm went off. I've no idea what we were doing in a boat, and I've learned that it's best not to analyse my dreams.

[Mags 112]

We were lying in a boat that was drifting in the water when my alarm went off. I've no idea what we were doing in a boat, and I've learned that it's best not to analyse my dreams.

That, my dear, sounds like the Dinghy of Love™. You better not have bloody pinched it!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Yo.

I don't think I've done anything bitchy this week. I could use some ideas.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Kick some dude in the nards. That's pretty b!tchy, and kinda hawt.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Kick some dude in the nards. That's pretty b!tchy, and kinda hawt.

I think that might get me in legal trouble.

[KaiserD 12]

Under orders from my mother.

Now THAT is a megabiotch!

Now I'm not judging you but I'm sure your body will be thanking for the break from the aspartame. But that's only easy to say because my addiction of choice involves more caffiene, if my coffee machine was taken away I would be pretty resentful (when not suffering from withdrawal headaches).

We were lying in a boat that was drifting in the water when my alarm went off. I've no idea what we were doing in a boat, and I've learned that it's best not to analyse my dreams.

Yeah, I can attest to that!

Kick some dude in the nards. That's pretty b!tchy, and kinda hawt.

Save it for a hoodlum chav (or the direct equivalent) then you will also be doing a public service!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I could add three or four more sparkly images to my signature. I'm sure that would piss some people off.