Across America, Girls Are Beginning Puberty Younger

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Anyone up for chicken choking?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"We" provide bibs. "We" also dab at the corners of your mouth, free of charge.

Just like our dear 'ol momma.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just like our dear 'ol momma.

"We" hope not too much like her. "Our" service should be reminiscent of a gesture from a lilac-scented, drowsy-eyed, rosy-cheeked young maid, and not the nursery services provided by "your" mother.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

"We" do. And now "we" are going to paint it a lovely shade of pink.

:lol:

Just like our dear 'ol momma.

So wrong on so many levels.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Anyone up for chicken choking?

"We" do not choke chickens. "We" have quiet moments of reflection, wherein "we" contemplate how best to run the Planetary Pink Palace and how to keep the likes of "you" under our dainty yet uncompromising control.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

"We" do not choke chickens. "We" have quiet moments of reflection, wherein "we" contemplate how best to run the Planetary Pink Palace and how to keep the likes of "you" under our dainty yet uncompromising control.

Well if it's gonna be a hassle, forget it. Chicken choking is supposed to be fun.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well if it's gonna be a hassle, forget it. Chicken choking is supposed to be fun.

Oh, it's no hassle. For "us" these moments of reflection are peaceful, as peaceful as those moments after "your" chicken choking.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I'll be in my closet for a while. Did Steven ever tell you about naked buzzard watching?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"We" hope not too much like her. "Our" service should be reminiscent of a gesture from a lilac-scented, drowsy-eyed, rosy-cheeked young maid, and not the nursery services provided by "your" mother.

No Oedipus Rex costumes? Errr....I mean, of course not...mother wouldn't approve.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

No Oedipus Rex costumes? Errr....I mean, of course not...mother wouldn't approve.

None. "We" may have amongst our ranks one named Jocasta, but "we" must consult the rolls first.

I'll be in my closet for a while. Did Steven ever tell you about naked buzzard watching?

Have fun. Remember: "we" see all.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

None. "We" may have amongst our ranks one named Jocasta, but "we" must consult the rolls first.

Have fun. Remember: "we" see all.

You can't see me. My closet doesn't have any windows.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You can't see me. My closet doesn't have any windows.

"We" do not need windows to see "you." All 46 of "us" are watching.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

"We" do not need windows to see "you." All 46 of "us" are watching.

Who are all 46 of you?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Who are all 46 of you?

"We" do not have separate identities. "We" are here to bring equal measures of bliss and subjugation. "We" will be watching and grading "you" on style and panache in "your" efforts in the closet.

[spookyturtle 9,466]