Across America, Girls Are Beginning Puberty Younger

[slim 1,528]

Whatever. You're going to call in the mods on your team and they're going to rule in your favor. Have at it.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I didn't call in anyone.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Who are "we"? Men like you and Gary? All American men? All men?

I always wonder about this proverbial "we"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I always wonder about this proverbial "we"

"We" are everywhere. "We" see everything.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"We" are everywhere. "We" see everything.

Houston, we have a problem.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Houston, we have a problem.

"We" don't like you. "We" control Houston.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"We" don't like you. "We" control Houston.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

"We" don't like you. "We" control Houston.

You own the space program?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You own the space program?

"We" do. And now "we" are going to paint it a lovely shade of pink.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"We" do. And now "we" are going to paint it a lovely shade of pink.

Great. Space was the last bastion of male dominance and now it's being overrun by women with beautiful eyes, and hair smelling of cinnamon.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Great. Space was the last bastion of male dominance and now it's being overrun by women with beautiful eyes, and hair smelling of cinnamon.

"You" say that like it's a bad thing. "We" only want to bring peace through "our" dominion -- peace brought about with a stilleto on the neck and a coy wink.

Cinnamon-scented-hair sniffing will cost $15.43 a sniff, heads up.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"You" say that like it's a bad thing. "We" only want to bring peace through "our" dominion -- peace brought about with a stilleto on the neck and a coy wink.

Cinnamon-scented-hair sniffing will cost $15.43 a sniff, heads up.

We just soiled our brand new, pink space suits.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We just soiled our brand new, pink space suits.

"You" will need to reimburse "us" for dry cleaning. "We" may have beautiful eyes and cinnamon-scented hair, but "we" are also frugal in running the Pink Palace of the Planets (formerly known as NASA).

[one...two...tree 2,762]

"You" will need to reimburse "us" for dry cleaning. "We" may have beautiful eyes and cinnamon-scented hair, but "we" are also frugal in running the Pink Palace of the Planets (formerly known as NASA).

Pink Palace of the Planets? We can't say that without spitting on ourselves. That's way too many P's.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Pink Palace of the Planets? We can't say that without spitting on ourselves. That's way too many P's.

"We" provide bibs. "We" also dab at the corners of your mouth, free of charge.