Conservapedia: E=mc2 Is A Liberal Conspiracy

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Andy Schlafly and Albert Einstein

To many conservatives, almost everything is a secret liberal plot: from fluoride in the water to medicare reimbursements for end-of-life planning with your doctor to efforts to teach evolution in schools. But Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly -- Phyllis Schlafly's son -- has found one more liberal plot: the theory of relativity.

If you're behind on your physics, the Theory of Relativity was Albert Einstein's formulation in the early 20th century that gave rise to the famous theorum that E=mc², otherwise stated as energy is equal to mass times the square of the speed of light. Why does Andy Schlafly hate the theory of relativity? We're pretty sure it's because he's decided it doesn't square with the Bible.

In the entry, "Counterexamples to Relativity," the authors (including Schlafly) write:

The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.

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To what does that reference lead? Why, a note by Schlafly:

See, e.g., historian Paul Johnson's book about the 20th century, and the article written by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe as allegedly assisted by Barack Obama. Virtually no one who is taught and believes relativity continues to read the Bible, a book that outsells New York Times bestsellers by a hundred-fold

In other words, reading a theory about physics is correlated to a decrease in people's interest in reading the Bible, which means that it causes people to stop reading the Bible.

Schlafly also points to the Bible as a reason that Einstein's theory must be wrong:

9. The action-at-a-distance by Jesus, described in John 4:46-54.

Conservapedia defines "action-at-a-distance" as "Action at a distance consists of affecting a distant body instantaneously. At the atom level, this is known as "non-locality." In non-confusing terms, that indicates the ability to cause something to happen instantaneously in another location (i.e., faster than the speed of light). Since Jesus could, reportedly, do this, thus Einstein is wrong. Schlafly's evidence is John 4:46-54, in which Jesus reportedly cured someone's son just by saying it had happened.

Once more he visited Cana in Galilee, where he had turned the water into wine. And there was a certain royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum. When this man heard that Jesus had arrived in Galilee from Judea, he went to him and begged him to come and heal his son, who was close to death.

"Unless you people see miraculous signs and wonders," Jesus told him, "you will never believe."

The royal official said, "Sir, come down before my child dies."

Jesus replied, "You may go. Your son will live."The man took Jesus at his word and departed.

While he was still on the way, his servants met him with the news that his boy was living.

When he inquired as to the time when his son got better, they said to him, "The fever left him yesterday at the seventh hour."

Then the father realized that this was the exact time at which Jesus had said to him, "Your son will live." So he and all his household believed.

This was the second miraculous sign that Jesus performed, having come from Judea to Galilee.

Schlafly brags on Conservapedia that he has homeschooled 185 children, all of whom do exceptionally well on standardized tests.

As with Wikipedia and other online crowd-sourced resources, Conservapedia is a colloborative effort of its users and any registered user can post to the site. Schlafly is a frequent contributor to the site, and is identified as the initial author of the entry and well as the editor of the note identified above. Schlafly did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

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"Conservapedia" is BS. An utter joke.

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"Conservapedia" is BS. An utter joke.

Much like Wikipedia.

[trillium13 84]

Conservapedia is one of the most insane websites ever. I happened to come across it myself not too long ago. I found much of it to be mind-numbingly ignorant.

The "Counterexamples to Evolution" and "Liberal Tricks" were among the most outlandish, just priceless.

Edited August 10, 2010 by trillium13

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+1 to trillium

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Where's liberalpedia?

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libruls are too busy standing in line for handouts to spend time in any knowledge based activity.

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libruls are too busy standing in line for handouts to spend time in any knowledge based activity.

To them E=Ws

E= energy

Ws= Wall Socket

PFM

Pure freakin' magic

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E= handout

because you know some hard working god fearing republican christian male's tax dollaz pay my 'lectric bill.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Much like Wikipedia.

Not true actually.

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Not true actually.

figures you'd say that, you danggummed librul. in fact the fact that you say it ain't so makes me believe it is!

the librul lies will be revealed, one at a time.

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Not true actually.

I don't know. I keep checking all my edits, and they are all still there!

ETA: And, half of them were made, just to piss hippies off.

Edited August 10, 2010 by ##########

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That's what I hate about ne0-cons. Can't accept science. They think Adam and Eve were the first humans to walk the earth (about 7,000 years ago).

I know I sound like I am repeating myself but man evolved from apes millions of years ago. It is difficult to comprehend how long that is. The earth is actually about 4.5 billion years old (equivalent to waiting 1 million years 4,500 times in a row!). Most RW religious nuts do not believe this is true. They think the earth is significant and human life is important when compared to the size of our galaxy.

6.7 billion humans walk our microscopic earth and "God" is working in each and everyone of their lives, performing miracles.

EVERY 13 SECONDS there is 1 human death and "God" understands that individuals so thoroughly, He can interpret their heart, knows how many hairs are on that individuals head, etc. And can immediately decide whether that person who just died goes to heaven or perishes in hell for eternity.

Keep in mind the idea of a precious human life burning on fire forever is the most heinous and sadistic form of torture I can imagine.

It took me a few minutes to write this, and in this time frame at least 14 people died around the world and God already sentenced them to heaven or hell for eternity without the possibility of parole.... What a fvcking joke, yet some people think this is true!!!

I wonder if there is someone out there with some common sense and a mathematical background who has put together an article that shows how utterly ridiculous it is to believe that "a God" is involved in the lives of 6,700,000,000 human lives AT THE SAME TIME, at all times, each second of the day. And also performs miracles and watches over "His sheep" and sentences 1 human life every few seconds to eternity in either heaven/hell.

Of course the neo-cons will say God is so beyond our comprehension that this actually makes sense, we just don't understand how!!

Edited August 10, 2010 by Lord Infamous

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Edited August 10, 2010 by El Buscador