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To be 6 again

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Kathryn41 Grand Master

Kathryn41   3,205

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of

Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller

Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and

her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a

fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed

exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,

what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and she smiled.

"Well, it was very - interesting . . ." she said, "but I really meant my dress size!!"

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“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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:lol:;)

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,344

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an excellent example of why men are always in trouble due to language issues.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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