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problem with muslim terrorists? anti-bomb pork package

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justashooter   430

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http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/suicide-bomb-deterrent-undergoes-patent-scrutiny-99046584.html

Suicide Bomb Deterrent Undergoes Patent Scrutiny

PHOENIX, July 22 /PRNewswire/ -- Mark S. Price, a specialist in public security, and his privately held company, Paradise Lost Antiterrorism Network of America (www.plan-a.us), have recently applied to the United States Patent and Trademark Office for a Utility Patent on their Suicide Bomb Deterrent, a security device designed, manufactured and distributed by PLAN-A. This device has been designed to warn and deter potential fanatical religious suicide bomb-wielding terrorists from otherwise detonating an explosive charge within close proximity of said device, to the intended end of successfully accomplishing its namesake purpose of Suicide Bomb Deterrent and the protecting and preserving of all life and property otherwise in mortal and destructive danger. The device is presently scheduled for deployment at several high traffic public venues around the nation in order to protect America's vital transportation and critical infrastructure, and is manufactured to serve its warning and deterrent affect in all manner of placements, to include automotive, airplane, rail, residential, office, industrial and governmental concerns. A minimally redacted copy of the Patent Disclosure Document, giving full and complete details of the design and operational parameters of said device, is available for download review at the company website noted above. Mr. Price may be contacted by direct e-mail to Fat-Al@Cox.Net.

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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This might work to deter terrorists. :thumbs:

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I once mused about the prospect of airlines' routinely carrying packages of pork as cargo, and announcing that fact in Arabic & English before every takeoff. A terrorist might think twice before blowing himself up and mingling his remains with pork shrapnel.

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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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This is so stupid that it's not even offensive.

Offensive to terrorists? Why are you even worried about them?

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Hilarious Clinton Grand Master

Hilarious Clinton   452

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Don't be so bloody obtuse. You really think VW is worried about offending terrorists?

Ask her. She brought up the 'O' word.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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