Roomfulll of hearts ... Part IV

[Nagishkaw 510]

Oops I dropped my soap, Nagi would you be a dear and pick it up for me.

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Hey Nagi, How are you doing today? Are you keeping an eye on our GB?

No, but I've got something else that's got one eye.

[Ban Hammer 13,310]

This from a guy who served in the Army of the Potomac.

don't make me dig out the george washington jokes.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Make it so, Number 1.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

don't make me dig out the george washington jokes.

Now I know why Cornwallis surrendered. :rofl:

[Amby 490]

I think I'm just gonna not eat for the next 4-6 weeks. Cleaning out the holes left from those stupid wisdom teeth every single time I eat is getting really old!

[Ban Hammer 13,310]

Now I know why Cornwallis surrendered. :rofl:

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase 'You gotta be kidding me!''?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops..

There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware .

Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house.

What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there..

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort.. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.'

And the Madam said, 'You gotta be kidding me!'

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase 'You gotta be kidding me!''?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops..

There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.

Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware .

Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house.

What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there..

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort.. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.'

And the Madam said, 'You gotta be kidding me!'

That joke started out strongly but quickly went flaccid.

[Ban Hammer 13,310]

That joke started out strongly but quickly went flaccid.

i thought that fitting for you

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

i thought that fitting for you

No need for me to move to Viagra Falls, isn't that where you live?

[Ban Hammer 13,310]

No need for me to move to Viagra Falls, isn't that where you live?

hey it's a gusher!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I think I'm just gonna not eat for the next 4-6 weeks. Cleaning out the holes left from those stupid wisdom teeth every single time I eat is getting really old!

Do not make any mention of holes when Chucky is about. :help:

[Ban Hammer 13,310]

Do not make any mention of holes when Chucky is about. :help:

i'm not the one that can't restrain myself, leg humper.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

hey it's a gusher!

I'm sure it is, now go change your pants.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

i'm not the one that can't restrain myself, leg humper.

I apologized to you, isn't that enough. What did you think was going to happen when you dragged me to the Adult Video store.