No Excercise Needed. Just Drink Beer To Lose Weight!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I moved over to Healthy Choice eventually.

Sorry, I was forgetting the VJ Style Manual for a moment. It should be "Healthy CHOICE."

Aaaah. That's better.

Hot Pockets, or Lean Pockets? If you happen to be skint, could you use the old store brand as a substitute?

Lean Pockets, preferably. Store brand at a pinch, but don't let anyone see you put it in your cart.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Sorry, I was forgetting the VJ Style Manual for a moment. It should be "Healthy CHOICE."

Aaaah. That's better.

Lean Pockets, preferably. Store brand at a pinch, but don't let anyone see you put it in your cart.

Well, if people know that you are buying store brand hot pockets, they are going to assume that you are also purchasing gin that comes in a plastic bottle. Oh the horror.

[Captain Oates 911]

I have lost weight in the past through drinking beer many nights

I used to go the pub and spin 2.5 pints out from 8.30 to 11pm

I calculated that had I stayed at home, I would have eaten more calories than the 500 as represented by the beer

Exercise is very bad for weight loss as it causes hunger and the calories taken in after exercise exceed the 'exercise calories used' by a ratio of 3 to 1

I see lots of fat joggers - I bet they are starving hungry when they get home and actually gain weight

You would have to run from London to Dover to burn a pint of beer - most calories are used keeping the body at 98.6F. Heat burns more energy than locomotion. An electric fire burns more than an electric water pump.

Therefore heating beer (especially American frozen gnats piss beer) from say 40f to 98.6f body temperature also uses calories without moving at all.

The only way exercise would work is if there was no food intake after, and the body had to burn body fat - that just doesn't happen with people

[Mags 112]

The only way exercise would work is if there was no food intake after, and the body had to burn body fat - that just doesn't happen with people

I don't eat after exercise. I have dinner around 5 and then from 7 onwards I do my workouts. It really does help not eating in the evenings.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well, if people know that you are buying store brand hot pockets, they are going to assume that you are also purchasing gin that comes in a plastic bottle. Oh the horror.

Au contraire! You are saving your pennies for your lovely big bottle of Bombay Sapphire (on sale at Ralphs this week).

I used to go the pub and spin 2.5 pints out from 8.30 to 11pm

Not trying hard enough, Alan. I could easily pack away twice that in the same period of time. Probably more.

[Mags 112]

Au contraire! You are saving your pennies for your lovely big bottle of Bombay Sapphire (on sale at Ralphs this week).

Not trying hard enough, Alan. I could easily pack away twice that in the same period of time. Probably more.

I could make an exception when it comes to drinking in the evenings.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Au contraire! You are saving your pennies for your lovely big bottle of Bombay Sapphire (on sale at Ralphs this week).

I saw that yesterday.... $20 a bottle, not bad.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I saw that yesterday.... $20 a bottle, not bad.

Cool. I'm coming over tonight to go drink your gin, then.

[Captain Oates 911]

Au contraire! You are saving your pennies for your lovely big bottle of Bombay Sapphire (on sale at Ralphs this week).

Not trying hard enough, Alan. I could easily pack away twice that in the same period of time. Probably more.

I was trying not to get banned from driving at the time.

Being single for 18 years, I was moving about all times of the night and the dawn and I was stopped and breathalysed 5 times in a three year period once - passed every time using my special technique of mouth alcohol reduction plus fast and voluminous inhale / exhale.

I can also do my bucket with the best if a taxi is involved

Anyone who has ever vomited knows that is also a great weight loss technique for both the vomitor and the spectators

[The_Dude 1,142]

Cool. I'm coming over tonight to go drink your gin, then.

You get the Kahlua too

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

But who drinks beer by the wine glass?

Good point. Beer is properly consumed in pints.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You get the Kahlua too

What, that bottle that's older than you are? Pass.

(I'll probably change my mind once we finish off the gin.)

passed every time using my special technique of mouth alcohol reduction plus fast and voluminous inhale / exhale

I think I need private instruction on this technique. Not that I intend to drink and drive, just the thought of some sort of mouth technique tutoring from you sounds nice.

[Captain Oates 911]

I think I need private instruction on this technique. Not that I intend to drink and drive, just the thought of some sort of mouth technique tutoring from you sounds nice.

I warn you that I have a tongue like an electric eel and I lift 10lb weights with it daily

(No, I don't have heavy dentures)

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I warn you that I have a tongue like an electric eel and I lift 10lb weights with it daily

(No, I don't have heavy dentures)

[Mags 112]

Need.Cold.Shower.