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I'm reflecting on how much I like this Kia Soul commercial.

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The catchiness is infuriatingly ... catchy Doo ... Dah ... Dippity.

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Maybe in your neck of the woods, but in Miami, that was playing in all the clubs.

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Status: bemused.

Recent IM from an okcupid Romeo:

I got amphetamines, viagra, and a raging libido. Play with me and I will show what other surprises I have in store!

Included a photo of himself wearing a smiley-face t-shirt and waving a straight razor about menacingly.

Reckon he wants to cuddle on the divan and discuss the Lake Poets?

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Status: bemused.

Recent IM from an okcupid Romeo:

I got amphetamines, viagra, and a raging libido. Play with me and I will show what other surprises I have in store!

Included a photo of himself wearing a smiley-face t-shirt and waving a straight razor about menacingly.

Reckon he wants to cuddle on the divan and discuss the Lake Poets?

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I am now also bemused. Plus, a little fearful.

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Status: bemused.

Recent IM from an okcupid Romeo:

I got amphetamines, viagra, and a raging libido. Play with me and I will show what other surprises I have in store!

Included a photo of himself wearing a smiley-face t-shirt and waving a straight razor about menacingly.

Reckon he wants to cuddle on the divan and discuss the Lake Poets?

God, I think he may have visited my profile last week -- this is sounding familiar.

A recent would-be OKC swain segued, in a chat session, from the introductory niceties to "do u like #######???" within 10 minutes. I couldn't stop laughing. It only increased when he said he'd "use a lot of lube."

So considerate of him. laughing.gif

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Wow, maven, Lube Dude sounds dreamy. Hook a sister up?

:lol:

I wouldn't be surprised if Amphetamine Amoroso came sniffing around your profile as well. Tweakers are friendly like that. :wacko:

Status update: washroom looks like the aftermath of a slasher-flick shoot. I'm coloring my hair, and there are gobbets of reddish dye and clumps of hair EVERYWHERE. Disgusting.

Maybe I should take a cellphone pic and send it to my amphetamine-laced amour?

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Doris, I'd be more than happy to send ####### Andy of Glendale your way. He was too young for me anyway. But I'll hold off on Tweaker Tom, ta muchly.

Yes, a pic of that might be JUST what your inamorata is after. I mean, that sounds pretty hawt, and I'm a straight chick. :wub:

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Ever been tempted to create THE most unappealing profile, just to see what happens? It'd be a refreshing change of pace from all the trying-too-hard-to-please profiles (mine included).

I swear that place is riddled with goody-goodies and overly-earnest types.

Does everyone REALLY spend a lot time thinking about how to make the world a better place, and does everyone REALLY have amazing friends and a fantastic career?

Bah!

(This hair dye is making me full of RANT today.)

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It's certainly an idea. If I see another man who says he likes to cuddle I'm going to start demanding proof they aren't really girls. I'm not asking for manliness on the level of the dude in the Old Spice ad, but take that stupid hipster hat off your head and grow a pair, compadre.

I went on a date with an overly earnest type on Monday night. I think I might have lost a few brain cells in consequence.

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It's certainly an idea. If I see another man who says he likes to cuddle I'm going to start demanding proof they aren't really girls. I'm not asking for manliness on the level of the dude in the Old Spice ad, but take that stupid hipster hat off your head and grow a pair, compadre.

I went on a date with an overly earnest type on Monday night. I think I might have lost a few brain cells in consequence.

Did he mention cuddling? More important, does he love to laugh?

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Did he mention cuddling? More important, does he love to laugh?

No, but if he loves to laugh, he certainly wasn't saying anything to make me do the same.

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Yeah, what's the deal with profile pics with those dopey hipster hats? Is it to disguise baldness? If so, then it's the male equivalent of the infamous female MySpace Angle profile photo that guys are always whingeing about.

Metrosexuals, begone! :bonk:

Now THIS is a man:

Caution: Probably Not Safe for Work due to screen-melting virility.

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Yeah, what's the deal with profile pics with those dopey hipster hats? Is it to disguise baldness? If so, then it's the male equivalent of the infamous female MySpace Angle profile photo that guys are always whingeing about.

Metrosexuals, begone! :bonk:

Now THIS is a man:

Caution: Probably Not Safe for Work due to screen-melting virility.

YOWZA!!! Hell-o.

Doris, you are spot on with that analysis of hipster hats. Hipster hats = MySpace angle photo. Brilliant.

Sleepover date last night with D -- for hot foreplay, he had me read him the Prop 8 decision from the other week. :wub: SO sexeh.

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