What did your last poo look like?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Wait, are you saying that you didn't scrub the toilet yesterday in six inch heels and a miniskirt? You're so un-feminine! You're destroying the culture of the family! Don't you know your place?!

I don't scrub toilets. I am merely decorative.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

True. How about a vacation to Sweden? Oregon, maybe? Western Kansas is soooo boring!

i'll take your word for that about western kansas, as i'm only a few miles from missouri.

[HannahP 119]

i'll take your word for that about western kansas, as i'm only a few miles from missouri.

Hrm...southeastern KS then? I do remember you being a bit away from the KC metro... *peers*

[HannahP 119]

I don't scrub toilets. I am merely decorative.

You mean...your tits are merely decorative.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Hrm...southeastern KS then? I do remember you being a bit away from the KC metro... *peers*

look to your left about 90 degrees - northeast kansas. you do know where leavenworth is?

[HannahP 119]

look to your left about 90 degrees - northeast kansas. you do know where leavenworth is?

OMG YOU LIVE WITH CRIMINALS!!11eleventy

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You mean...your tits are merely decorative.

Not just those. There are other decorative parts too. I exist only to be available on command, and to be the consummate "shiksa girlfriend" (as I was called earlier today).

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I'd rather talk about womens underwear than #######.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

OMG YOU LIVE WITH CRIMINALS!!11eleventy

yeah, them darn deer and coyotes, you gotta watch them. and we even have a possum selling crack!

[HannahP 119]

yeah, them darn deer and coyotes, you gotta watch them. and we even have a possum selling crack!

We actually got our puggle from the Lansing prison dog program. This was right before the whole love-triangle thing where that prison dog chick broke out her boyfriend.

I also have an "uncle Larry" (old, old, old bf of my mom's) who has top secret civ clearance. He used to teach and research out of Leavenworth. He once showed me his top secret badge. It doesn't say top secret on it! Hell, it doesn't even have his name. I was all like "whoa, man."

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

We actually got our puggle from the Lansing prison dog program. This was right before the whole love-triangle thing where that prison dog chick broke out her boyfriend.

I also have an "uncle Larry" (old, old, old bf of my mom's) who has top secret civ clearance. He used to teach and research out of Leavenworth. He once showed me his top secret badge. It doesn't say top secret on it! Hell, it doesn't even have his name. I was all like "whoa, man."

oh yeah, i remember that doggie prison break

top secret badges don't appear to be anything special. unless one knows how to read the codes on it, they look just like the rest of the stinkin badges.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I'd rather talk about womens underwear than #######.

Then take a dump in your g-string and make a comment. Sheesh.

I don't scrub toilets. I am merely decorative.

So put a urinal cake in it!

[HannahP 119]

oh yeah, i remember that doggie prison break

Ugh. I tell people my dog story and everyone is always like "oh, you remember when X happened?" and really I don't but I just smile and nod.

My current apartment complex is home to a certain murder-suicide so when I say where I live, that's all I get. (And yes, I did hear the shot.)

[SuperDuper! 230]

My last BM looked amazingly like pulled pork.

Hmmmmmmmm?!

Amby would LOVE this thread!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'd rather talk about womens underwear than #######.

Me too.