What did your last poo look like?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Show what? The 2 Girls, 1 Cup video?

Duh! You got more in question.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Duh! You got more in question.

LoL. I had just got the link to the video from a friend and watched it. I was actually on a voice server with my wife when I did and I had such a strong reaction to it that my wife hounded me until I sent her the link. I still think she puked.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

LoL. I had just got the link to the video from a friend and watched it. I was actually on a voice server with my wife when I did and I had such a strong reaction to it that my wife hounded me until I sent her the link. I still think she puked.

I also was sent a link. I started to watch it and my freakin god I about lost it.

[slim 1,525]

Was I the only one able to "finish" before it got too messy?

[HannahP 119]

Tosh.0 did an expose on bears yesterday.

Yes, indeed, they do $#!t in the woods.

I'm waiting for the pics of your wife killing a bear with her hands. Naked. In below freezing weather. With a bottle of vodak. Isn't that what Putin just did?!

Edited August 3, 2010 by HannahP

[HannahP 119]

a bit young to require depends, ain't you?

I'm actually a bit freaked out. (Sorry to add levity to this thread.) I've cared for more than one UC patient who ended up needing a colostomy. If I end up having to poo in a bag, you can just shoot me with your concealed carry weapon. Okay? Permission granted.

[slim 1,525]

I'm waiting for the pics of your wife killing a bear with her hands. Naked. In below freezing weather. With a bottle of vodak. Isn't that what Putin just did?!

People'd say I was bragging if I posted those.

[HannahP 119]

People'd say I was bragging if I posted those.

True, true. And I'd just be another angry Western feminazi.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

True, true. And I'd just be another angry Western feminazi.

And ugly! Don't forget ugly. And shrewish.

[slim 1,525]

I've been trying to get her and her friend to do a 2 girls 1 cup video... but so far, no dice.

I think her friend is down.

[HannahP 119]

And ugly! Don't forget ugly. And shrewish.

And fat. And totally career-first, family-last. Oh, and conniving to milk my husband for thousands with a divorce.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Venus de Milo, with half a head

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

I'm actually a bit freaked out. (Sorry to add levity to this thread.) I've cared for more than one UC patient who ended up needing a colostomy. If I end up having to poo in a bag, you can just shoot me with your concealed carry weapon. Okay? Permission granted.

granting permission isn't good enough, ask kevorkian.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

And fat. And totally career-first, family-last. Oh, and conniving to milk my husband for thousands with a divorce.

And you only wear flats (pref Birkenstocks), never wear makeup, don't know how to operate a stove, and love nothing more than to attempt to emasculate men.

Venus de Milo, with half a head

Just the lower half.

[HannahP 119]

And you only wear flats (pref Birkenstocks), never wear makeup, don't know how to operate a stove, and love nothing more than to attempt to emasculate men.

Wait, are you saying that you didn't scrub the toilet yesterday in six inch heels and a miniskirt? You're so un-feminine! You're destroying the culture of the family! Don't you know your place?!

granting permission isn't good enough, ask kevorkian.

True. How about a vacation to Sweden? Oregon, maybe? Western Kansas is soooo boring!