Awkward English

[moondancer627 0]

Anton's English has become so good now he hardly has an accent or at least not to me.

It was funny when he first arrived here he said he had bought some chicken tights... I thought he was talking about nylons...

He meant chicken thighs...

LOL

[peace 0]

lol

[mrc 0]

My wife likes to say

"Honey, I'm so headache" and "oh my Godness", although the latter has faded in the past year.

Susie likes to say she has a "hurt head". I love it. She gets mad at me because she wants to speak perfect english, so she wants me to correct her but it sounds so cute.

[geezer 1]

You bug my day

[sbgwolf1 0]

In cebu I saw a sign that said 'slow hump ahead'. I couldn't help but laugh.

[Fandango 1,440]

that Engrish site is hilarious....specially the adult section with improperly used curse words & vulgar tshrits

check out the one the chick is holding and it sayd '...like a beast' at the end.

stuff like this...do NOT click if you are offended with foul language!!!

look at how angry teddy is, bless him...

[Alex+R 0]

One of my favorites

Oh great now I am laughing hysterically at work. I CANNOT visit Engrish.com at work, EVER. It's toooooo hilarious.

My fiance in the past provided lots of hilarious English too, but less and less. So little now that I can't even think of a funny example. Mostly he just screws up prepositions.

[wasino 0]

when i was i was volunteering in Tanzania, my best guy friend in the village would tell me that i was "his special passion." boy, did that make me feel good! later i found out that he was saying "special person", like a best friend. but the way he pronounced "person" sounded like he was saying "passion". lol.

[~Jess~ 0]

most of george's is things like Get down from the car......or things like that.......his english is real good tho. til he starts talkin fast or he is mad then he throws arabic words in too

[hurriya 0]

"You want to suck a sweetie?"

My fiance' asked me this after seeing me (via webcam) open a Blow-Pop while we we chatting. It was the day after Halloween a couple years ago and we'd only met and began chatting two months prior. Silly me, I thought he was making a suggestive sexual comment and I began to tear into him for it!

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

"You want to suck a sweetie?"

My fiance' asked me this after seeing me (via webcam) open a Blow-Pop while we we chatting. It was the day after Halloween a couple years ago and we'd only met and began chatting two months prior. Silly me, I thought he was making a suggestive sexual comment and I began to tear into him for it!

i can see how that would have sounded wrong.

[iceyspots 0]

haha....... I got a picture of a box of loopy nuts cereal... from tunis..

[Karen_L 1]

My fiance' doesn't know much English, so he comes out with some fuuuuunny stuff. My favorite so far is: "I want be sex on you."

[bryantina 0]

My fiance' doesn't know much English, so he comes out with some fuuuuunny stuff. My favorite so far is: "I want be sex on you."

sounds good to me

slightly offtopic my brother recently married a polish girl and he got taught a saying in polish which was "perfectly" translated is "true beauty is seen at a distance" some how thats a compliment

[Ladylethal 12]

Well, English is my second language and also my husband's second language so we both make mistakes in English, mostly in propositions or pronounciation (I make the most of those). He does laugh lots about my Spanish and I about his Portuguese.