for the women who would pay for sex

[john & jean 37]

how much are you willing to pay?

[Amby 490]

[john & jean 37]

I am not into that, not without monetary gain anyways

[Nina~ 431]

A nice steak dinner, rib-eye medium-rare, with a glass of red wine.. That is enough to get my husband panting and that is all I am paying

[LiLMermaid 2]

A nice steak dinner, rib-eye medium-rare, with a glass of red wine.. That is enough to get my husband panting and that is all I am paying

Thats what I was gonna say.....feed him dinner. It could be hamburger helper ......

men are cheap.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I'd consider prostituting myself for Hamburger Helper, but only Cheeseburger Macaroni, the KING!

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

I'd consider prostituting myself for Hamburger Helper, but only Cheeseburger Macaroni, the KING!

hamburger for steak, eh?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

hamburger for steak, eh?

*snork*

You know it.

[IndigoSkies 168]

TO: Empress of Groovy

FROM: Indigo Skies

Date: 28 Jul. 2010

RE: Arsey signature

Dear Madam:

IT HAS BEEN painfully evident to me over the last few weeks that you have got one of the arsiest signatures this side of Milky Way. From whatever strange and bizarre world you found yourself imprisoned from in our lovely blue planet, I… nay, we… kindly request that you alter your signature. It not only looks ugly, it makes us want to vomit our large intestine though our mouth and inhale it back in through our nostril. As you can imagine this is a very painful act that we would rather not go through to tolerate your arsey signature.

YOU HAVE GONE through the immigration process many, many years ago in 2006. Now it is the year of twenty-ten. Therefore, your experience is irrelevant and outdated. Please remove the jumble of text of your timeline or replaced with a more concise timeline. Your adoration of M*A*S*H, Cool Whip, and the strange character Joyce, while very revelatory of your age and a mindset which is stuck in 1970’s, add nothing to your day to day post here in the forum. In fact they make us skip over your posts. This is sad. Being as old as you are, you have invaluable wisdom to convey on us younger whippersnappers. How can you do that if we skip over everything you say?

SO FOR THE sake of humanity and our sanity, please get rid of your arsey signature. Thank you.

Sincerely,

~Humanity via Indigo skies.

[slim 1,533]

Why is nobody upset over the double standard yet?

Why is nobody forcing their opinion and morality on the rest of us?

[Amby 490]

Indigo DO NOT MESS WITH JOYCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Joyce is the only VJer who is allowed to have a blingee sig. It's in the TOS.

[IndigoSkies 168]

Well... If it's in the TOS, then I guess it's all right. I still hate it though. It bothers me and I have avoided reading all of Joyce's posts because of this. I guess I can put her on Ignore List or something.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Well... If it's in the TOS, then I guess it's all right. I still hate it though. It bothers me and I have avoided reading all of Joyce's posts because of this. I guess I can put her on Ignore List or something.

You can always turn off sigs.

[IndigoSkies 168]

-dp-

Edited July 28, 2010 by IndigoSkies