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I was reading the Moscow Times article about the record heat in Moscow. There were pictures of people visiting a local beach. Look at this http://www.themoscowtimes.com/photogallery/html/3296/410965/ I thought the girls from Russia were supposed to be beautiful and slender! I am in shock. Can't believe they even had this in the "paper".

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I was reading the Moscow Times article about the record heat in Moscow. There were pictures of people visiting a local beach. Look at this http://www.themoscowtimes.com/photogallery/html/3296/410965/ I thought the girls from Russia were supposed to be beautiful and slender! I am in shock. Can't believe they even had this in the "paper".

how about this picture? ;-)

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/photogallery/3296/410970/

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You probably know that McDonald's busiest store worldwide is in Moscow. I'll bet that girl knows the location and is a regular.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Better not post this in OT. Everyone will say, "see, I told you Russian girls will get fat."

I think I just saw more fat people in that thread of pictures than I saw on my whole trip to Moscow. I especially love how everyone is swimming in the river right in front of the sign that says, "no swimming." Typical Russians. No wonder my wife is always telling me "don't worry, it's not a problem."

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I went to the Black Sea years ago and got lots of looks at me. Not because of my robust figure, but because my swimsuit was not a Speedo. That's one thing about Europe, they let it all hang out.

As to the heat wave, I saw a headline that 260 people had died from heat in Belgium. Living in an area that regularly gets temps over 105 that just seems wrong to me. Maybe there is something to this global warming after all. :devil:

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I went to the Black Sea years ago and got lots of looks at me. Not because of my robust figure, but because my swimsuit was not a Speedo.

That's one thing I did notice in the pictures posted above - there were actually men wearing "normal" suits and shorts, not just bananna hammocks.

:blink: Looks like a toxic waste site! I much prefer the beach scene in Beirut :devil:

Beirut Beach Scene!

Most Americans think Arabs are covered head to toe 24/7. Very few realize Beirut is quite the party spot.

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That's one thing I did notice in the pictures posted above - there were actually men wearing "normal" suits and shorts, not just bananna hammocks.

Most Americans think Arabs are covered head to toe 24/7. Very few realize Beirut is quite the party spot.

Oh no, especially in Beirut they are not. You should see the Saudi and Kuwaiti girls who go to the beaches in Beirut to misbehave :devil:

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I was reading the Moscow Times article about the record heat in Moscow. There were pictures of people visiting a local beach. Look at this http://www.themoscowtimes.com/photogallery/html/3296/410965/ I thought the girls from Russia were supposed to be beautiful and slender! I am in shock. Can't believe they even had this in the "paper".

The beautiful slender girls married Americans and are on the beaches here now.

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Better not post this in OT. Everyone will say, "see, I told you Russian girls will get fat."

I think I just saw more fat people in that thread of pictures than I saw on my whole trip to Moscow. I especially love how everyone is swimming in the river right in front of the sign that says, "no swimming." Typical Russians. No wonder my wife is always telling me "don't worry, it's not a problem."

Naaaa, Slim. Just tell WE took all the good ones and they are married to RUB forum members, then post a photo of your wife in a bikini. They will FLIP OUT!

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Gary And Alla

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:blink: Looks like a toxic waste site! I much prefer the beach scene in Beirut :devil:

Beirut Beach Scene!

Flights leave every day. You will probably have to pay for a ticket though. Trying to rely on a plane getting you there for free as a side benefit of hijacking is not what it used to be since we armed the pilots to shoot terrorists.

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Gary And Alla

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You should see the Saudi and Kuwaiti girls who go to the beaches in Beirut to misbehave :devil:

Nothing like a little "liberation on libation" to get the girls moving!

Naaaa, Slim. Just tell WE took all the good ones and they are married to RUB forum members, then post a photo of your wife in a bikini. They will FLIP OUT!

Or they'll say I'm bragging. (And then probably tell me their wife is hotter.)

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Nothing like a little "liberation on libation" to get the girls moving!

Or they'll say I'm bragging. (And then probably tell me their wife is hotter.)

If it is fact, it isn't bragging. They post cartoon characters for photos of their wives. Minnie Mouse and "the Little Mermaid" are popular choices.

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Gary And Alla

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If it is fact, it isn't bragging. They post cartoon characters for photos of their wives. Minnie Mouse and "the Little Mermaid" are popular choices.

Although I doubt any actually look like Minnie or Ariel. I bet most look more like this - fat-broad.jpg

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